Lemonade jokes
Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.
Chuck Norris can make Minute Maid lemonade in 5 seconds.
In a normal country, they have lemonade. In Soviet Russia, they have Leninade: "Refresh yourself with a cold war."
I'll never forget how my grandmother died. "This lemonade tastes like bleach..."
Last night I had a dream I was swimming in lemonade... turns out I peed the bed.
Florida: Homemade Taco Stand.
California: Homemade Lemonade Stand.
Alabama: Homemade Abortion Stand.
"Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner, chocolate's made." (Point to your boobs, vagina/crouch area, and then to your butt area in sync with words.)
How do you call a very good lemonade?
Fantatastic!
You know they say, when you get lemons make lemonade... Well, I took that a little bit too literal.
Turns out squeezing your wife's tits as hard as you can hurts them.
But at least lemonade came out!
My cousin: “How’s the lemonade stand supposed to run when you’re at softball practice?!”
Me: “Lemonade stands can’t run, dufus.”
An orphan walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey, bum, bum, bum, got a family?"
I had a glass of Schweppes lemonade in one hand and a glass of R. Whites in the other. I got into a hot sweat. I think I have Corona Virus.
The duck walked up to the lemonade stand.
And he said to the man Running the stand, "Hey! Bomp bomp bomp Got any grapes?"
I "onerie," or however you spell it, I like to replace all romance or similar memes with duck memes. Just comment duck memes there and change Valentine's Day to Duck Day. Also, for the joke:
Why did the duck walk up to the lemonade stand?
Because he wanted grapes.
I tried a lemonade from my friend. It tasted fantatastic!
What do you do when life gives you lemons? Slit your wrist and give a lemon a twist. 🙂💊💉
When the Lego box says 6-99 years but you eat it in 20 minutes.
Candy is dandy.
But liquor is quicker.
Why did the lemon 🍋 go to the doctor 👩⚕️?
Because he had a sour stomach.