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Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you’ve ever tasted.

I’ll never forget how my grandmother died. “this lemonade tastes like bleach…”

Last Night I had a dream I was swimming in lemonade… turns out I peed the bed.

Chuck Norris can make minute made lemonade in 5 seconds.