Lemonade jokes
Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.
Chuck Norris can make Minute Maid lemonade in 5 seconds.
In a normal country, they have lemonade. In Soviet Russia, they have Leninade: "Refresh yourself with a cold war."
I'll never forget how my grandmother died. "This lemonade tastes like bleach..."
Last night I had a dream I was swimming in lemonade... turns out I peed the bed.
Florida: Homemade Taco Stand.
California: Homemade Lemonade Stand.
Alabama: Homemade Abortion Stand.
How do you call a very good lemonade?
Fantatastic!
You know they say, when you get lemons make lemonade... Well, I took that a little bit too literal.
Turns out squeezing your wife's tits as hard as you can hurts them.
But at least lemonade came out!
My cousin: “How’s the lemonade stand supposed to run when you’re at softball practice?!”
Me: “Lemonade stands can’t run, dufus.”
"Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner, chocolate's made." (Point to your boobs, vagina/crouch area, and then to your butt area in sync with words.)
An orphan walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey, bum, bum, bum, got a family?"
I had a glass of Schweppes lemonade in one hand and a glass of R. Whites in the other. I got into a hot sweat. I think I have Corona Virus.
The duck walked up to the lemonade stand.
And he said to the man Running the stand, "Hey! Bomp bomp bomp Got any grapes?"
I "onerie," or however you spell it, I like to replace all romance or similar memes with duck memes. Just comment duck memes there and change Valentine's Day to Duck Day. Also, for the joke:
Why did the duck walk up to the lemonade stand?
Because he wanted grapes.
I tried a lemonade from my friend. It tasted fantatastic!
What do you do when life gives you lemons? Slit your wrist and give a lemon a twist. 🙂💊💉
Candy is dandy.
But liquor is quicker.
Why did the lemon 🍋 go to the doctor 👩⚕️?
Because he had a sour stomach.
Q. What do you give a sick lemon?
A. Lemon-aid.