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Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you’ve ever tasted.

Chuck Norris can make minute made lemonade in 5 seconds.

I’ll never forget how my grandmother died. “this lemonade tastes like bleach…”

Last Night I had a dream I was swimming in lemonade… turns out I peed the bed.

in normal country they have lemonade in soviet russia they have Leninade “refresh yourself with a cold war.”