Stairs jokes
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, for instance when you push them down the stairs.
I fell down the stairs once.
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs.
Gravity sure is fast.
Your mama is so fat, she broke the stairs to Heaven.
I don’t like stairs. They are always up to something.
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
I fell from the stairs the other day. It really "got me down."
Why was the staircase so sad?
Because everyone walks on them.
How to fall down stairs.
Step 1. Step 2. Step 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
Joe mama so fat, she could not walk the stairs of heaven.
Credits: to my friend.
Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face.
For instance, when you push them down the stairs.
Principal: “Why did you have to skip class? Because of that detention!”
Kid: “Whatever!”
Principal: “Why did you have to swear? Because of that one demerit!”
Kid: “Doesn't matter!”
Principal: “Why did you yell at a teacher and throw a chair at them? Because of that you're suspended!”
Kid: “Oh well!”
Principal: “Why did you have to push a kid down the stairs and kill them? Because of that you're expelled!”
Kid: “I'm trying not to kill myself!”
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven.
Do nothing about people falling down the stairs, it will keep happening.
Put razor blades on the stairs, it will be their last time falling down the stairs.
I love stairs. They always bring me up.
One day a guy named Carson is called a jerk, and he says, "I went to a party with my girlfriend, and this random guy walks up to us and says, 'Can I borrow your girlfriend for 30 minutes?' I say yes, and he takes her upstairs. It was not only 30 minutes, but an hour. When she came back down, she was out of breath, so I knew it was a pretty intense conversation." This happens about 3 more times that night.
But as I was saying, only a nice guy would let his girlfriend make friends with other guys. 😊😇
What goes up and down and does not move?
Stairs.
How do you know that Americans hate exercise?
9/11. How else do you explain hundreds of them jumping to their death rather than taking the stairs?
A girl looked in the fridge. She got mad that somebody ate the last ice cream cone. She ran into her sister's room and said, "This is why you're fat!" Then fell down the stairs. Good thing she had that belly roll to save her.
Me: Have you seen a Mr. Weewoo?
Most people: No.
Me: He drives the ambulance downstairs.