Stairs jokes
I fell from the stairs the other day. It really "got me down."
How to fall down stairs.
Step 1. Step 2. Step 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
What goes up and down but stays in the same place?
Stairs.
What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, for instance when you push them down the stairs.
Be grateful:
You're missing work today because in the past, someone cared enough to leave that banana peel on the stairs.
A man is watching TV and his wife comes down and says, "I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?"
Man, "Sorry, I thought it was the start of Eastenders!"
Think about you are so fucking high that you are walking to a lift and inside the lift are stairs. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Stairs are bad, because they are always up to something.
My school is on fire today, and I pushed a kid in a wheelchair down the stairs and shouted, "Hot Wheels!"
Mr. Smith lived in an apartment. In the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor. Then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. Why did he do that?
Because he was too short! So he pressed the highest button he could and walked to his apartment.
Stairs.
Stephen Hawking can't stand stairs.
I went out with this girl the other night. She wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs.
Gravity sure is fast.
Riddles not jokes.
What has 4 legs but cannot walk?
What has bark but no bite?
There's a one-story house in which everything is orange. Orange walls, orange doors, orange furniture. What color are the stairs?
What has holes but can carry water?
What is in front of you, but cannot be seen?
What is something you have inside you that is pink, but cannot be seen?
What can you catch but not throw?
And last one:
What can rule, but not command?
Tell me the answers in the comments.
Like 90% of this was from this link: https://parade.com/947956/parade/riddles/
One more thing: Don't google it or search it up, use your brain to answer these.
I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something.
Do you know why I don't like stairs? They are always up to something. #dadjokes
I fell down the stairs once.
Why should you be wary of stairs? -- Because they are always up to something.
What's white and black and red all over? A nun that fell down stairs.