Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, for instance when you push them down the stairs.
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs.
Gravity sure is fast
Why should you wary of stairs? -- Because they are always up to something.
i fell down the stairs once.
How to fall down stairs Step 1 Step 2 Step 6,7,8 9,10
i fell from the stairs the other day. it really "got me down".
My school is fire today and I pushed a kid in a wheelchair down the stairs and shouted HOT WHEELS
Sometimes, stairs get me down.
What goes up and down but stays in the same place? Stairs.
Why was the stair case so sad? Because every one walks on them.
What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending.
What do you get when you put a baby in a box filled with glass and nails and push it down the stairs? ....... A boner..
What's wite and black and red allover? A nun that fell down stairs
Mr.Smith lived in an apartment. in the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. why did he do that?
because he was too short!! so he pressed the highest button he could and went to his apartment
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking go to heaven
"because there was stairs"
What goes White, Black, White, Black, Red?
A Zebra falling down the stairs.
What goes up and down and does not move? Stairs
What’s black and sits on top of the stairs? Christopher reeves in a house fire.
I don’t trust stairs because there allwaysup to something
Q:What's black and white and red all over A: a nun falling down the stairs