Stairs

Stairs Jokes

Step

How to fall down stairs.

Step 1. Step 2. Step 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

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  • People

    Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, for instance when you push them down the stairs.

    Day

    I fell from the stairs the other day. It really "got me down."

    Race

    I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs.

    Gravity sure is fast.

    Wheelchair

    My school is on fire today, and I pushed a kid in a wheelchair down the stairs and shouted, "Hot Wheels!"

    Nun

    What’s black, white, and red? A nun that fell down a 100 flight of stairs.

    What’s black, white, and laughing? The nun that pushed her!

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  • Criminal

    What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs?

    A condescending con descending.

    Wife

    A man is watching TV and his wife comes down and says, "I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?"

    Man, "Sorry, I thought it was the start of Eastenders!"

    Asian

    I threw a Asian down some stairs. It was Wong on so many levels.

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  • Joe mama

    Joe mama so fat, she could not walk the stairs of heaven.

    Credits: to my friend.

    Kid

    Principal: “Why did you have to skip class? Because of that detention!”

    Kid: “Whatever!”

    Principal: “Why did you have to swear? Because of that one demerit!”

    Kid: “Doesn't matter!”

    Principal: “Why did you yell at a teacher and throw a chair at them? Because of that you're suspended!”

    Kid: “Oh well!”

    Principal: “Why did you have to push a kid down the stairs and kill them? Because of that you're expelled!”

    Kid: “I'm trying not to kill myself!”

    Girlfriend

    One day a guy named Carson is called a jerk, and he says, "I went to a party with my girlfriend, and this random guy walks up to us and says, 'Can I borrow your girlfriend for 30 minutes?' I say yes, and he takes her upstairs. It was not only 30 minutes, but an hour. When she came back down, she was out of breath, so I knew it was a pretty intense conversation." This happens about 3 more times that night.

    But as I was saying, only a nice guy would let his girlfriend make friends with other guys. 😊😇

    Mr Smith

    Mr. Smith lived in an apartment. In the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor. Then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. Why did he do that?

    Because he was too short! So he pressed the highest button he could and walked to his apartment.

    Lift

    Think about you are so fucking high that you are walking to a lift and inside the lift are stairs. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    People

    Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face.

    For instance, when you push them down the stairs.