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i fell from the stairs the other day. it really “got me down”.

What’s black, white, and red? A nun that fell down a 100 flight of stairs. What’s black, white, and laughing? The nun that pushed her!

I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs.

Gravity sure is fast

Why should you wary of stairs? – Because they are always up to something.

i fell down the stairs once.

Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, for instance when you push them down the stairs.

Sometimes, stairs get me down.

What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending.

Why was the stair case so sad? Because every one walks on them.

My school is fire today and I pushed a kid in a wheelchair down the stairs and shouted HOT WHEELS

What does your mom and a slinky have in common?

They aren’t much to look at, but you can’t help but crack a smile when you see then tumbling down the stairs.

A is for Amy who fell down the stairs. B is for Basil assaulted by bears. C is for Clara who wasted away. D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh. E is for Ernest who choked on a peach. F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech. G is for George smothered under a rug. H is for Hector done in by a thug. I is for Ida who drowned in a lake. J is for James who took lye by mistake. K is for Kate who was struck with an axe. L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks. M is for Maud who was swept out to sea. N is for Neville who died of ennui. O is for Olive run through with an awl. P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl. Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire. R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire. S is for Susan who perished of fits. T is for Titus who flew into bits. U is for Una who slipped down a drain. V is for Victor squashed under a train. W is for Winnie embedded in ice. X is for Xerxes devoured by mice. Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in. Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin

What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? – Steven Hawking after a house fire.

What goes up and down but stays in the same place? Stairs.

Whats black, white, and red all over? A nun that fell down the stairs. What’s black, white, and laughing? The nun that pushed her.

A man is watching TV and his wife comes down and says"I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?" Man,“Sorry i thought it was the start of Eastenders”

What goes White, Black, White, Black, Red?

A Zebra falling down the stairs.

i hate stairs their always up to something

Stairs are bad cuz they are always up to something