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What’s black, white, and red? A nun that fell down a 100 flight of stairs. What’s black, white, and laughing? The nun that pushed her!

How to fall down stairs Step 1 Step 2 Step 6,7,8 9,10

i fell from the stairs the other day. it really “got me down”.

What does your mom and a slinky have in common?

They aren’t much to look at, but you can’t help but crack a smile when you see then tumbling down the stairs.

What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? – Steven Hawking after a house fire.

Why did Steven Hawking not go to heaven after he died?

He could not get up the stairs?

A crippled guy rolls into a bar only to find his worst enemy…stairs.

What’s black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar?

Steven hawking where the experiments went wrong.

a little girl and a little boy are taking a bath together when the little girl looks down and asks " whats that" the little boy says that’s my little red race car. 10 minutes later the boy looks down and ask’s whats that,the little girl says "that’s my little red race car garage. so later that night the boy ask’s the little girl if he can put his little red race car in her little red race car garage, She say yes and they pull down there pants and the boy try’s putting his little red race car in her garage but it won’t fit down stairs the mother hears an ear piercing scream and runs up stairs flips on the lights and see’s blood on the floor the mother ask’s "what happened the little girl say’s “we tried putting his car in my garage and it wouldn’t fit so i cut the back wheels off”

Why should you wary of stairs? – Because they are always up to something.

Why is Steven hawking going to hell not heaven? Because it’s a stair way to heaven not a ramp.

What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending.

A guy is bankrupt so he gives his son a duck and tells him to go sell it for as much as he can.so the kid goes on the street to sell the duck. A prostitute walks by and says I’ll f–ck you for $10. The boy says I would but I don’t have any money. She says ok I’ll take the duck instead. He says ok so they go up stairs and f—ck. The prostitute says that’s the best sex I’ve ever had. I’ll give you the duck back and we can do it again. So they do and he gets the duck back. But when they go downstairs the duck gets hit by a car. And the guy that hit the duck feels so bad that he gives the kid $25. So when he gets home his father asks him why he looks so tired. The boy says well I got a f—ck for a duck, a duck for a f—ck, and $25 for a f—cked up f....

How did Stephen Hawkins make it up the stair way to heaven? Well he didn’t they invented an elevator

Some cripples when they die they can’t go to heaven

Why? Because of the stairs

What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades, and throw it down the stairs?

An erection!

What’s Black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawkins in a house fire.

Sometimes, stairs get me down.

whats Black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen hawking after a house fire

Whats black, white, and red all over? A nun that fell down the stairs. What’s black, white, and laughing? The nun that pushed her.