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I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs.
Gravity sure is fast
i fell from the stairs the other day. it really "got me down".
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, for instance when you push them down the stairs.
i fell down the stairs once.
Why should you wary of stairs? -- Because they are always up to something.
What’s black, white, and red? A nun that fell down a 100 flight of stairs. What’s black, white, and laughing? The nun that pushed her!
What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending.
Sometimes, stairs get me down.
Why was the stair case so sad? Because every one walks on them.
What goes up and down but stays in the same place? Stairs.
My school is fire today and I pushed a kid in a wheelchair down the stairs and shouted HOT WHEELS
How do you know when Helen Keller is home? Answer; When you hear somebody falling down the stairs!
Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common?
A: They aren't much to look at but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.
Chuck Norris uses elevators only in case of fire.
What does your mom and a slinky have in common?
They aren't much to look at, but you can't help but crack a smile when you see then tumbling down the stairs.
I threw a Asian down some stairs. It was Wong on so many levels.
I’m like an escalator because I’m always letting people down
What is harry potters favorite way to get down a hill? Walking JK rolling.
A man is watching TV and his wife comes down and says"I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?" Man,"Sorry i thought it was the start of Eastenders"
