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Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, for instance when you push them down the stairs.
i fell from the stairs the other day. it really "got me down".
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs.
Gravity sure is fast
i fell down the stairs once.
Why should you wary of stairs? -- Because they are always up to something.
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What’s black, white, and red? A nun that fell down a 100 flight of stairs. What’s black, white, and laughing? The nun that pushed her!
What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending.
Sometimes, stairs get me down.
Why was the stair case so sad? Because every one walks on them.
What goes up and down but stays in the same place? Stairs.
A man is watching TV and his wife comes down and says"I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?" Man,"Sorry i thought it was the start of Eastenders"
I threw a Asian down some stairs. It was Wong on so many levels.
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Principal: “Why did you have to skip class? Because of that detention!” Kid: “Whatever” Principal: Why did you have to swear” Because of that one demerit!” Kid; “Doesn't matter!” Principal: “Why did you yell at a teacher and throw a chair at them? Because of that you're suspended!” Kid: “Oh well!” Principle: “Why did you have to push a kid down the stairs and kill them? Because of that you're expelled!” Kid: “Im try not to kill myself!”
One day a guy named Carson is called a jerk and he says "I went to a party with my girlfriend and this random guy walks up to us and says can I borrow your girlfriend for a 30 minutes I say yes and he takes her up stairs. It was not only 30 minutes but a hour. When she came back down she was out of breath so I knew it was a pretty intense conversation.this happens about 3 more times that night. But as I was saying only a nice guy would let his girlfriend make friends with other guys 😊😇
Mr.Smith lived in an apartment. in the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. why did he do that?
because he was too short!! so he pressed the highest button he could and went to his apartment
Think about you are so fucking high that you walking to a lift and inside the lift are stairs 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Stairs are bad cuz they are always up to something
