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i fell from the stairs the other day. it really “got me down”.

What’s black, white, and red? A nun that fell down a 100 flight of stairs. What’s black, white, and laughing? The nun that pushed her!

Why should you wary of stairs? – Because they are always up to something.

Sometimes, stairs get me down.

What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending.

What does your mom and a slinky have in common?

They aren’t much to look at, but you can’t help but crack a smile when you see then tumbling down the stairs.

A is for Amy who fell down the stairs. B is for Basil assaulted by bears. C is for Clara who wasted away. D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh. E is for Ernest who choked on a peach. F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech. G is for George smothered under a rug. H is for Hector done in by a thug. I is for Ida who drowned in a lake. J is for James who took lye by mistake. K is for Kate who was struck with an axe. L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks. M is for Maud who was swept out to sea. N is for Neville who died of ennui. O is for Olive run through with an awl. P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl. Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire. R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire. S is for Susan who perished of fits. T is for Titus who flew into bits. U is for Una who slipped down a drain. V is for Victor squashed under a train. W is for Winnie embedded in ice. X is for Xerxes devoured by mice. Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in. Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin

I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs.

Gravity sure is fast

Why was the stair case so sad? Because every one walks on them.

i fell down the stairs once.

What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? – Steven Hawking after a house fire.

What goes up and down but stays in the same place? Stairs.

Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, for instance when you push them down the stairs.

i hate stairs their always up to something

Whats black, white, and red all over? A nun that fell down the stairs. What’s black, white, and laughing? The nun that pushed her.

A man is watching TV and his wife comes down and says"I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?" Man,“Sorry i thought it was the start of Eastenders”

Stairs are bad cuz they are always up to something

Mr.Smith lived in an apartment. in the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. why did he do that?

because he was too short!! so he pressed the highest button he could and went to his apartment

Why couldn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven

“because there was stairs”