Stairs Jokes

I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs.

Gravity sure is fast

Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, for instance when you push them down the stairs.

How to fall down stairs Step 1 Step 2 Step 6,7,8 9,10

My school is fire today and I pushed a kid in a wheelchair down the stairs and shouted HOT WHEELS

Why should you wary of stairs? -- Because they are always up to something.

i fell down the stairs once.

i fell from the stairs the other day. it really "got me down".

Sometimes, stairs get me down.

What goes up and down but stays in the same place? Stairs.

Why was the stair case so sad? Because every one walks on them.

What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending.

I don’t trust stairs because there allwaysup to something

Never trust stairs, they're always up to something.

I don't trust stairs there always up to something:D

Stairs are bad cuz they are always up to something

I love stairs. They always bring me up

A man is watching TV and his wife comes down and says"I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?" Man,"Sorry i thought it was the start of Eastenders"

That one person who can never bring a smile to your face..

Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.

do you know why i dont like stairs.....they are always UP TO SOMETHIG#dadjokes

What’s black, white, and red? A nun that fell down a 100 flight of stairs. What’s black, white, and laughing? The nun that pushed her!