If drinking alcohol makes you an alcoholic, does drinking fanta make you fantastic?
What's a depressed person's favorite drink? A depresso espresso.
Jk
It's cyanide.
I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.
I accidentally drank a little food coloring last night. I ended up dying inside.
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
"Fosters."
A vampire walks into a bar and orders a cup of hot water. The bartender asks, "I thought you guys only drink blood?"
The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, "I'm making tea."
What's a depressed persons favourite drink
Depresso espresso
Nah just kidding it's bleach
If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee.
Expresso Expresso, no more depresso!
Why did the emo leave the bar?
Because it was happy hour.
What's the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag?
The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar...
It was tense.
Man walks up to a priest. The man says "I am Jesus Christ." The priest says "No you are not my son." The man says " Follow me." The man walks into the bar and the bartender says "Jesus Christ your back!"
I Am glass! People see right through me.
Pennywise: They all float down here! Titanic: *hold my beer*
How did the hipster burn his tongue? -- He drank his coffee before it was cool.
A priest, a rapist, a pedophile and a homosexual walk into a bar...
He orders a drink.
Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
What is a superhero’s 🦸♀️ favorite drink?
Fruit punch!🍷👊💥😂
A priest and a pedophile walk into a bar. The bar tender says "Hey Jim!"
A drunk walks into and says, "All lawyers are a$$holes!" A guy at the other end of the bar says, "I resent that!" The drunk says, "Why, are you a lawyer?" and the other guy says, "No, I'm an a$$hole!"
