Mama Mia's pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce.
Yo mama's so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Well, I'm off to the orphanage to tell "yo mama" jokes.
A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”
Yo mama so fat, when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes.
Yo' mama's cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.
Yo Mama's so fat... whilst she was walking the streets of London, she accidentally bumped into someone, and that someone yelled, "Stupid American!"
Yo mama is so fat, it took Nationwide 15 years to get on her side.
Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus
Yo mama is so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and walked out with a job application.
Yo Mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said-- To be continued
Yo mama so fat, she got baptized at SeaWorld.
Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged.
Father and mother are making love in the bedroom. Mother is on top of father. Suddenly the son enters the bedroom. Everyone is embarrassed, of course.
The next morning, the mother takes the little boy aside and says, "I'll tell you about what you saw yesterday, you know Dad has a big belly and that's why mom sometimes sits on top of that belly to push it flat." . Says that little boy: "But mama, that does not make any difference." "Oh no?" the mom asks. "No," says the little boy, "When you go to work, the neighbor comes, and she puts herself on her knees for Dad, and sheblows his belly up again!"
Yo' Mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.
YOUR MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE ASKED FOR A WATER BED THEY PUT A BLAKET OVER THE PACIFIC OCEAN
Yo mama so fat she blocked my internet connection.
Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad.
yo mama so stupid she threw a mothers day party at a orphanage
Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
