Mama jokes

Your mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, you missed two episodes.

Yo Mama's so fat... whilst she was walking the streets of London, she accidentally bumped into someone, and that someone yelled, "Stupid American!"

Yo mama so ugly, she the real reason all the dodos died.

Yo mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.

Yo' mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.

Yo mama is so ugly that Bumble accused her of catfishing.

Yo mama's so—oh wait, you don't have one.

Yo mama so Irish that she thought the Chicago Shamrox were a Quadball team.

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to ride Ponyboy Curtis.

Yo mama so fat and old, she is the reason the Great Depression happened.

Your mama is so fat that when she went to the scale, it said, "No elephants allowed!"

Yo mama so fat, flat earthers say she's round.

Your mama is so skinny she can dodge raindrops.

Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"

Yo mama so stupid, she thought Mountain Dew was a real mountain.

"Joe Mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth."

Yo mama so thick, they need an aircraft carrier to take her places.

Yo mama so dumb she bought a toolkit to open up a Roth IRA.

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Yo mama so ugly, when she entered the scare factory, she came out with a job application.