Well, I'm off to the orphanage to tell "yo mama" jokes.
Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common?
A: They aren't much to look at but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.
To mama so fat when she went on a plane somebody yelled A SOLLAR ECLIPSE
Yo Mama so thin, when she signed up to be a stripper she became the pole
Yk the earth was flat till they buried your mama
What are two plus sides to being an orphan are? 1.All your snacks are family sized 2.no one can make jokes about your mama.
you mom
It’s like going to the orphan and telling your mama jokes.
Me: Joe left today Orphan: who Joe Me: Joe mama
You mama is like train tracks she gets laid all around the country
who is joe, you reply back who is candice, they reply back who is candice, you say candice nuts fit into joe mama's mouth
yo mama is so poor i saw her kicking a can and i ask her what was she doing and she said moving.
What did mama cow say to baby cow? -- "It's pasture bed time."
What color flowers do mama cats like to get? Purrrrrrrple flowers.
Yo mama so strict that thanos couldn't collect the infinity stones until he had to do his homework.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mama
Big Mama. Big Mama can't fit through the door.
Yo mama so old that her breastmilk was powdered, You breastfeed like this🌬💨
yo mama so fat when she decides to workout the stock market goes bankrupt
When your mama went to sea world the wales you start singing "WE are family even though your fatter then me
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's popcorn?
