Mama jokes
Yo Mama's so fat... whilst she was walking the streets of London, she accidentally bumped into someone, and that someone yelled, "Stupid American!"
Yo mama so fat, she got baptized at SeaWorld.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.
Your mama is so fat, I had to look twice to get a first impression.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Sodapop Curtis was actual soda.
Yo mama is so ugly that Rick Astley gave her up.
What did the mama nut say to her son?
“If I ever cashew doing that, I walnut be happy.”
Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.
Yo mama is so dumb, her reflection said, "Who are you?"
Your mama is so fat that when she jumped, they found water on Mars.
Your mama is so stupid, when her phone died, she bared it, lol.
Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?
A: Home to see their mama!
"Yo mama so... Wait... Whose mother am I speaking of?"
Yo mama jokes are so old, like your mom.
Yo mama so fat that when he was talking to a man, her bowels fell out.
Your mama is so old, she made a book bigger than the Bible about her life.
Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!
Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.
Yo mama so old, her photos are in a museum and her friends are in a graveyard.
Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.