《 rmk 》

im rmk and im 16 years old. i march oboe and bari sax, i watch formula 1, and i love dark jokes hence why i am here.
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My lesbian friends bought me a nice watch for my birthday. I think they got confused when I said "I wanna watch"

Even though I look completely white, I am apparently 70% black!

Until I realized that it was a mouth swab test..

technically, a human is hollow. we have an empty tube through us from the mouth and nose to the asshole and dick or pussy. we are bascially tubes

What is a similiarity between priests and doctors?

They both have fetishes for their professions

It looks like Kevin Magnussen finally got pole position.

He has the bragging rights that he took over Russia now.