You're so fat that you cause your heart to have panic attacks.
Panic Attack
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Explain Bear
Listen up, butterball! This joke is saying you're so obese that even your heart is freaking out. It's like your body is a horror movie, and your heart is the scared teenager. People with too much weight increase the risk for high blood pressure and high cholesterol, which can lead to heart attack and stroke. It's a pretty serious situation, you might want to consider laying off the cheeseburgers.