As the strongest curse, Jogot fought the frog, the king of curses. He began to open his domain. Sukuna shrunk back in fear.
Chriss
Lost my other account, its chri5, back for vengance.
What do you call a bird orgie?
No bird control.
You have a problem with jokes about dementia? Thats funny, I don't remember asking.
I was drinking a martini and the waitress screamed, “Does anyone know CPR?!” I yelled, “I know the entire alphabet!”, and we all laughed and laughed. Well, except one person, he didn't hear the joke.
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back? Sadly the hardest part to eat of the vegitable is the wheelchair.
My favorite novel is "The Hunchback of Notre Dame". I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
She said she was cheating. I put anti-freeze in her drink.
People always tell me to say no to drugs, but if i'm talking to drugs, I probably said yes.
I'd like to have kids one day. I don't think I could stand them any longer than that, though.
Wife: Honey, I’m pregnant Husband: Hi Pregnant, I’m dad Wife: No, you’re not
Genie: You cannot wish for more wishes, immortality, or love Man: I wish not to die a virgin Genie: I just said no wishing for immortality
There’s a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.
A dark sense of humor is like a pair of functioning legs. Not everybody has one.
What's the difference between Harry Potter and a holocaust victim? Harry made it out of the chamber.
What is the difference between men and women? Men have 2 heads, women have 4 lips because men do all the thinking, and women do all the talking.
What takes 10 parking spaces? 5 women