what has three balls and flys through space?

E.T. the extra testicle

I used to be a banker but I lost interest…

Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball.

Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)

Why do midgets laugh when they run?

Because the grass tickles their balls.

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? – Because she always ran away from the ball.

what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies?

U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.

What’s the cheapest kind of meat you can buy?

Deer balls. They’re under a buck.

the gayest person in the world is pacman. you can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.

Why do women rub their eyes in the morning?

Because they don’t have balls.

What’s The Difference Between A snowman and a Snow Women

Snow Balls

i hate myself

Q:How do you make a pool table laugh A:Tickle it’s balls

what is the diffrence between a snow woman and a snowman? Snowballs

Whats the difference between snow men and snow women?

Snow balls

A mouse is just like a ball bearing.

Drench them in oil, and they stop squeaking.

I was at a baseball game and I was wondering why the ball was coming closer And then It hit me

saging balls go into p....

What’s the difference between calling someone dad or daddy? How you come from his balls.

How can you compare a gay prostitute to Pacman?

They both get paid to eat 200 balls!!