Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
I used to be a banker but I lost interest…
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball.
Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)
What’s the cheapest kind of meat you can buy?
Deer balls. They’re under a buck.
Whats the difference between snow men and snow women?
Snow balls
the gayest person in the world is pacman. you can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
i hate myself
what has three balls and flys through space?
E.T. the extra testicle
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? – Because she always ran away from the ball.
what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies?
U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
Why do women rub their eyes in the morning?
Because they don’t have balls.
Two cannibals have just captured a man and are about to eat him, so they cook him and lay him on a table. the first cannibal says “you start at the bottom I start at the top” so they both chow down. about half an hour later, the second cannibal says “i’m having a ball” then than the the first cannibal says “than you’re eating too fast”
What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.
what did Cinderela say when she got to the ball? wow hairy
What’s the difference between calling someone dad or daddy? How you come from his balls.
What can you serve but never Eat. a volley ball
I was watching my boyfriends dog while he took a shower. I started playing fetch with the him when the ball went over the balcony. He went to get it and fell 10 stories. When i looked down, he appeared to be dead. My boyfriend loved his dog and I didn’t know what to do ,so feeling awful, I sat on the couch and waiting for him to come back. About three minutes later he got out of the shower. He ordered some food and went to the table to eat when I said ,”you know , your dogs been a little depressed lately…”
Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?..
He has no legs…
How can you compare a gay prostitute to Pacman?
They both get paid to eat 200 balls!!
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