Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
I used to be a banker but I lost interest…
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball.
Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)
what has three balls and flys through space?
E.T. the extra testicle
Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? – Because she always ran away from the ball.
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies?
U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.
i hate myself
What’s the difference between calling someone dad or daddy? How you come from his balls.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
Why do women rub their eyes in the morning?
Because they don’t have balls.
What’s the cheapest kind of meat you can buy?
Deer balls. They’re under a buck.
Whats the difference between snow men and snow women?
Snow balls
I was watching my boyfriends dog while he took a shower. I started playing fetch with the him when the ball went over the balcony. He went to get it and fell 10 stories. When i looked down, he appeared to be dead. My boyfriend loved his dog and I didn’t know what to do ,so feeling awful, I sat on the couch and waiting for him to come back. About three minutes later he got out of the shower. He ordered some food and went to the table to eat when I said ,”you know , your dogs been a little depressed lately…”
the gayest person in the world is pacman. you can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
A mouse is just like a ball bearing.
Drench them in oil, and they stop squeaking.
what did Cinderela say when she got to the ball? wow hairy
why did the skeleton not go the ball? Because he had no body to go with
I Love to play catch with my dad! He’s never there to catch the ball though.
Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?..
He has no legs…
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