I used to be a banker but I lost interest…

Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball.

Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)

Why do midgets laugh when they run?

Because the grass tickles their balls.

what has three balls and flys through space?

E.T. the extra testicle

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? – Because she always ran away from the ball.

what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies?

U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

i hate myself

What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.

what is the diffrence between a snow woman and a snowman? Snowballs

Whats the difference between snow men and snow women?

Snow balls

the gayest person in the world is pacman. you can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.

What’s The Difference Between A snowman and a Snow Women

Snow Balls

What’s the cheapest kind of meat you can buy?

Deer balls. They’re under a buck.

Why do women rub their eyes in the morning?

Because they don’t have balls.

A mouse is just like a ball bearing.

Drench them in oil, and they stop squeaking.

I was watching my boyfriends dog while he took a shower. I started playing fetch with the him when the ball went over the balcony. He went to get it and fell 10 stories. When i looked down, he appeared to be dead. My boyfriend loved his dog and I didn’t know what to do ,so feeling awful, I sat on the couch and waiting for him to come back. About three minutes later he got out of the shower. He ordered some food and went to the table to eat when I said ,”you know , your dogs been a little depressed lately…”

Q:How do you make a pool table laugh A:Tickle it’s balls

I Love to play catch with my dad! He’s never there to catch the ball though.

saging balls go into p....

What’s the difference between calling someone dad or daddy? How you come from his balls.