Grass

Anonymous

Why do midgets laugh when they run?

Because the grass tickles their balls.

Puns

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Ball

kenzie

i hate myself

Eating

Anonymous

the gayest person in the world is pacman. you can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.

Cinderella

Chingus Chong

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?

She gagged.

Space

jimmidy cricket

what has three balls and flys through space?

E.T. the extra testicle

Puns

Anonymous

I used to be a banker but I lost interest…

Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball.

Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)

Cinderella

Anonymous

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? – Because she always ran away from the ball.

Deer

Anonymous

What’s the cheapest kind of meat you can buy?

Deer balls. They’re under a buck.

Difference

Anonymous

what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies?

U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.

Morning

Anonymous

Why do women rub their eyes in the morning?

Because they don’t have balls.

Hairiness

Anonymous

what did Cinderela say when she got to the ball? wow hairy

Difference

Anonymous

Whats the difference between snow men and snow women?

Snow balls

Difference

DildoTickler

What’s the difference between calling someone dad or daddy? How you come from his balls.

Cannibal

Sabers the fox

Two cannibals have just captured a man and are about to eat him, so they cook him and lay him on a table. the first cannibal says “you start at the bottom I start at the top” so they both chow down. about half an hour later, the second cannibal says “i’m having a ball” then than the the first cannibal says “than you’re eating too fast”

Priest

Anonymous

What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.

Depression

uruncle

whats the one thing me and the new years ball have in common

its not gonna be the only thing falling 50 stories this new years

Depression

Foreshadow011

I was watching my boyfriends dog while he took a shower. I started playing fetch with the him when the ball went over the balcony. He went to get it and fell 10 stories. When i looked down, he appeared to be dead. My boyfriend loved his dog and I didn’t know what to do ,so feeling awful, I sat on the couch and waiting for him to come back. About three minutes later he got out of the shower. He ordered some food and went to the table to eat when I said ,”you know , your dogs been a little depressed lately…”

Prostitution

Tomato

How can you compare a gay prostitute to Pacman?

They both get paid to eat 200 balls!!

Legs

Leona

Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?..

He has no legs…

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