Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
What's the cheapest kind of meat you can buy?
Deer balls. They're under a buck.
Screw sister from a mister or brother from another mother. We besties from another testie.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Whats the difference between snow men and snow women?
Snow balls
what has three balls and flys through space?
E.T. the extra testicle
call me willma, willma balls fit ya mouth!!
you
i hate myself
What's it called if you give a kid in a wheelchair a ball? Rocket League.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
I used to be a banker but I lost interest...
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball.
Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)
What's the difference between calling someone dad or daddy? How you come from his balls.
So a guy is evading the draft, the cops bang on his door and he runs out the back and through and alley way onto a road. He finds a nun and asks if he can hide under her blouse, she complies and the cops walk by and dont see them. The man comes back up from under the nuns blouse and says”Hey man, youve got a pair of balls!” The nun says, “I didnt wanna be drafted either....”
I respect cancer more than I respect depression. At least cancer has the balls to kill you himself.
What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
have you heard of the.. uh Pokemon called uh rhy.. rhy
rhydon deez nuts
whats the one thing me and the new years ball have in common
its not gonna be the only thing falling 50 stories this new years
