Why do midgets laugh when they run?

Because the grass tickles their balls.

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?

She gagged.

i hate myself

the gayest person in the world is pacman. you can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.

call me willma, willma balls fit ya mouth!!

whats it called if u give a kid in a wheelchair a ball

rocket league

What’s the cheapest kind of meat you can buy?

Deer balls. They’re under a buck.

what has three balls and flys through space?

E.T. the extra testicle

why do dwarfs laugh when they run. the grass tickles their balls.

Whats the difference between snow men and snow women?

Snow balls

What do you call two Mexicans playing basket ball? Juan on Juan

Why do women rub their eyes in the morning?

Because they don’t have balls.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

I used to be a banker but I lost interest…

Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball.

Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)

What’s the difference between calling someone dad or daddy? How you come from his balls.

what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies?

U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? – Because she always ran away from the ball.

What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.

what did Cinderela say when she got to the ball? wow hairy

whats the one thing me and the new years ball have in common

its not gonna be the only thing falling 50 stories this new years