what has three balls and flys through space?

E.T. the extra testicle

Why do midgets laugh when they run?

Because the grass tickles their balls.

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? – Because she always ran away from the ball.

what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies?

U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.

I used to be a banker but I lost interest…

Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball.

Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.

What’s the cheapest kind of meat you can buy?

Deer balls. They’re under a buck.

the gayest person in the world is pacman. you can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.

Why do women rub their eyes in the morning?

Because they don’t have balls.

i hate myself

What’s The Difference Between A snowman and a Snow Women

Snow Balls

saging balls go into p....

Q:How do you make a pool table laugh A:Tickle it’s balls

How can you compare a gay prostitute to Pacman?

They both get paid to eat 200 balls!!

Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?..

He has no legs…

What’s the difference between calling someone dad or daddy? How you come from his balls.

I wondered why the ball was getting bigger…then it hit me.

what did Cinderela say when she got to the ball? wow hairy

what is the diffrence between a snow woman and a snowman? Snowballs