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Grass

Anonymous

Why do midgets laugh when they run?

Because the grass tickles their balls.

Cinderella

Anonymous

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? – Because she always ran away from the ball.

Puns

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Personal

Anonymous

the gayest person in the world is pacman. you can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.

Space

jimmidy cricket

what has three balls and flys through space?

E.T. the extra testicle

Ball

kenzie

i hate myself

Morning

Anonymous

Why do women rub their eyes in the morning?

Because they don’t have balls.

Puns

Anonymous

I used to be a banker but I lost interest…

Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball.

Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)

Cinderella

Chingus Chong

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?

She gagged.

Hairiness

Anonymous

what did Cinderela say when she got to the ball? wow hairy

Dwarf

Anonymous

why do dwarfs laugh when they run. the grass tickles their balls.

Difference

Anonymous

Whats the difference between snow men and snow women?

Snow balls

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Deer

Anonymous

What’s the cheapest kind of meat you can buy?

Deer balls. They’re under a buck.

Difference

Anonymous

what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies?

U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.

Mouse

Reticent_Owl

A mouse is just like a ball bearing.

Drench them in oil, and they stop squeaking.

Priest

Anonymous

What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.

Eating

Eric Marco

What can you serve but never Eat. a volley ball

Difference

DildoTickler

What’s the difference between calling someone dad or daddy? How you come from his balls.

Depression

uruncle

whats the one thing me and the new years ball have in common

its not gonna be the only thing falling 50 stories this new years

Prostitution

Anonymous

How can you compare a gay prostitute to Pacman?

They both get paid to eat 200 balls!!

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