Grass

Anonymous

Why do midgets laugh when they run?

Because the grass tickles their balls.

Cinderella

Chingus Chong

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?

She gagged.

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Ball

kenzie

i hate myself

Eating

Anonymous

the gayest person in the world is pacman. you can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.

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Mouth

freshfry

call me willma, willma balls fit ya mouth!!

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Offensive

Anonymous

whats it called if u give a kid in a wheelchair a ball

rocket league

Deer

Anonymous

What’s the cheapest kind of meat you can buy?

Deer balls. They’re under a buck.

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Space

jimmidy cricket

what has three balls and flys through space?

E.T. the extra testicle

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Offensive

Anonymous

why do dwarfs laugh when they run. the grass tickles their balls.

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Difference

Anonymous

Whats the difference between snow men and snow women?

Snow balls

Play

Anonymous

What do you call two Mexicans playing basket ball? Juan on Juan

Morning

Anonymous

Why do women rub their eyes in the morning?

Because they don’t have balls.

Puns

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

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Cinderella

Anonymous

I used to be a banker but I lost interest…

Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball.

Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)

Difference

DildoTickler

What’s the difference between calling someone dad or daddy? How you come from his balls.

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Difference

Anonymous

what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies?

U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.

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Cinderella

Anonymous

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? – Because she always ran away from the ball.

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Priest

Anonymous

What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.

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Hairiness

Anonymous

what did Cinderela say when she got to the ball? wow hairy

Depression

uruncle

whats the one thing me and the new years ball have in common

its not gonna be the only thing falling 50 stories this new years