Dirtiness

Anonymous

Why do midgets laugh when they run?

Because the grass tickles their balls.

America

random person

(found on web) There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match. As he went on into college he continued undefeated. He became a national icon and symbol of American strength.

News began to circulate of a Russian wrestler who was fierce and unstoppable. As each wrestlers legends grew, a match was set up between the two, America versus Russia. The match would be held in Texas.

John began training immediately. Every day his coach would tell him, “This Russian has a move called the Mongolian Death Grip. No one has ever escaped the Mongolian Death Grip. DO NOT let him get you in the Mongolian Death Grip”

The day of the match finally came. Just before each wrestler stepped onto the mat in front of the capacity crowd, the coach once again said, “Whatever you do, do not let him get you in the Mongolian death grip. No one has ever escaped the Mongolian death grip”.

Four seconds into the match, the Russian had the American in the Mongolian death grip. The coach buried his face into his hands and cursed John for not listening to his advice. All of the sudden he heard the crowd irrupt in a chant of USA USA USA. He looked up and saw the Russian pinned by John. The coach ran out to meet John and embarrassingly told him, “I didn’t see… Once he had you in the Mongolian Death Grip I looked away. How in the world did you get out of the Mongolian death grip?”

With heavy breath, John told him “Well coach, that Russian grabbed me and twisted my body in ways I never imagined possible. I was wincing in pain when I open my eyes and right in front of me were two testicles. So I bit them.”

“What???” Said the coach… “John I don’t think that is legal. You could be disqualified”

“I don’t know about that coach. But I can tell you one thing. You ain’t got no idea how strong you are until you bite your own balls”

Dirty Joke

Chingus Chong

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?

She gagged.

Eating

Anonymous

the gayest person in the world is pacman. you can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.

6

Animal

Anonymous

What’s the cheapest kind of meat you can buy?

Deer balls. They’re under a buck.

0

Offensive

Anonymous

whats it called if u give a kid in a wheelchair a ball

rocket league

Ball

kenzie

i hate myself

Best

jimmidy cricket

what has three balls and flys through space?

E.T. the extra testicle

0

Play

Anonymous

What do you call two Mexicans playing basket ball? Juan on Juan

Puns

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

2

Mouth

freshfry

call me willma, willma balls fit ya mouth!!

Difference

Anonymous

Whats the difference between snow men and snow women?

Snow balls

Dwarf

Anonymous

why do dwarfs laugh when they run. the grass tickles their balls.

4

Woman

Anonymous

Why do women rub their eyes in the morning?

Because they don’t have balls.

Puns

Anonymous

I used to be a banker but I lost interest…

Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball.

Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)

Jesus

Anonymous

What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.

3

Depression

uruncle

whats the one thing me and the new years ball have in common

its not gonna be the only thing falling 50 stories this new years

Sport

Anonymous

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? – Because she always ran away from the ball.

2

Difference

Anonymous

what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies?

U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.

6

Pig

Daniel King

Why shouldn’t you play basketball 🏀 with a pig 🐷?

Because he’s a ball hog.