Why do midgets laugh when they run?

Because the grass tickles their balls.

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? – Because she always ran away from the ball.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

the gayest person in the world is pacman. you can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.

what has three balls and flys through space?

E.T. the extra testicle

i hate myself

Why do women rub their eyes in the morning?

Because they don’t have balls.

I used to be a banker but I lost interest…

Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball.

Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?

She gagged.

what did Cinderela say when she got to the ball? wow hairy

why do dwarfs laugh when they run. the grass tickles their balls.

Whats the difference between snow men and snow women?

Snow balls

What’s the cheapest kind of meat you can buy?

Deer balls. They’re under a buck.

what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies?

U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.

A mouse is just like a ball bearing.

Drench them in oil, and they stop squeaking.

What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.

What can you serve but never Eat. a volley ball

What’s the difference between calling someone dad or daddy? How you come from his balls.

whats the one thing me and the new years ball have in common

its not gonna be the only thing falling 50 stories this new years

How can you compare a gay prostitute to Pacman?

They both get paid to eat 200 balls!!