Why do midgets laugh when they run?

Because the grass tickles their balls.

what has three balls and flys through space?

E.T. the extra testicle

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? – Because she always ran away from the ball.

what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies?

U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.

the gayest person in the world is pacman. you can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.

What’s The Difference Between A snowman and a Snow Women

Snow Balls

What’s the cheapest kind of meat you can buy?

Deer balls. They’re under a buck.

What happened when the dog played golf? He hit the ball into the ruff.

Why do women rub their eyes in the morning?

Because they don’t have balls.

Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?..

He has no legs…

How can you compare a gay prostitute to Pacman?

They both get paid to eat 200 balls!!

What’s the difference between calling someone dad or daddy? How you come from his balls.

Q:How do you make a pool table laugh A:Tickle it’s balls

Roses are red your p.... is blue the bed sheet has turned a different color too.

what is the diffrence between a snow woman and a snowman? Snowballs

Whats the difference between snow men and snow women?

Snow balls

saging balls go into p....

I wondered why the ball was getting bigger…then it hit me.