God: you're gonna have 2 parents.
Orphan: douvle it and give it to the next person
A-non-mouse
POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the mothervoard
guys, stop telling orphan jokes, soon they're gonna tell they're pare- oh wait, nvmd, carry on.
why can't orphans be gay? because then they would be home-osexual
orphans are so unwanted, that when one direction saw one, it went the other direction
What do orphans call their parents? Unicorns because they don't exist.
Why can orphans travel around so much? They never get homesick.
Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
What's an orphan's favourite song? Gimme Shelter
My April fools joke is going to an orphanage and telling them their parents came back.
Welcome to Dave's orphanage. You make it; we take it.
Why should cemeteries be built next to orphanages? So the orphans can see their parents.
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.
How do you know an orphan is lying? When they swear on their mother's life.
What store does an orphan always get kicked out of? Home depot
Why do orphans hate Geometry? Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone I know this is a very corny joke.
sooo... I just got kicked out of the orphanage library for putting a book about parents in the fiction section
What do orphans get at Xmas?
Lonely.
What did Santa give the mute, blind, quadriplegic orphan at Christmas?
Chlamydia.
What is the other word for an orphan?
Paren’t.