Why did the transgender man only eat salad? Bcz he was a her before.
Zoohan
The orphan also had to cry bcz the cartels called him homie.
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the tom holland spiderman movies with me and he started crying..
You know what i like most about people with parkinsons... Their Hand-shake
Why were the terrorists upset on 911? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
The orphan turned 18 but he was happy bcz he didnt have to pay rent to his parents.
The orphans best friend wanted to meet his family so he took a selfie.
Why is the orphan happy when he wakes up from a coma? Bcz there is a family reunion.
What tv series do orphans hate? House M.D
Why did the school shooter earn extra points? Bcz he was on a kill streak.
A russian, a brit and a terrorist are in an air balloon. First the russian says "i dare to throw a stone down" So he does that but the others dont seem to be impressed so the brit says " i dare to throw a brick down " so again he does that, the russian is impressed but the terrorist laughs and says " i dare to throw a bomb down " so he does that and everybody cant believe what they have just seen so a bit further they land and a shocked and an afraid little boy comes running up to them so they ask what happened, on wich the little boy said " I farted and my school exploded".
Two cyclist stop on a bridge, the one cyclist says to the other "can you see that forest over there" the other says "no the tree's are in the way".
Why did the blind man get killed, bcz he never saw it coming
Orphans dont like family feud
I saw some terrorists on family feud, it looked like they had 3 strikes.
Why did the terrorist not go undercover? Bcz he blew it
Why do nuns not wear bra's? God supports everything.