You jokes
How do you light up a football stadium? With a football match.
You know why emos get excited playing Minecraft? They see a creeper.
What 7 letters do you say when you open the fridge and see it’s empty?
O I C U R M T
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
One if you throw it hard enough.
what do you call a group of emos?... The Suicide Squad.
Memes
When the quiet kid has an argument with the school shooter, and you didn't get to pull out the AK.
How do you get a light bulb horny? You turn it on!
Doctor: I've got good news and bad news.
Patient: What's the good news?
Doctor: I've got you flowers.
Patient: Awww, What's the bad news?
Doctor: They're for your grave.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair coming out of a building on fire? Hot wheels.
You use your legs as support, you count on your fingers.
Why did you go depressed?
Because you’re you.
What do you call a bunch of sheep rolling down the hill?
A. A lamb slide.
Did you fall from heaven? Because you really did a damage on your face.
Rey: Join me, Ben, you don't have to be alone anymore, join me.
Ben: But Rey, I've always been solo.
What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?
Dumb.
Roses are not always red, Violets are violet, not blue. Irises are never red, Petunias can be kinda blue.
What does this tell us 'cept you can't trust a poet to tell the truth.
What do you find up a ghost's nose? A BOOger.
DO Not Touch - the worst thing you can read in Braille.
Did you hear about the new sex doll they've invented for Muslims? It blows itself up!!
How do you flatten curves?
With an abortion.