Hit the Brakes, Not People

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If you were driving when all of a sudden a young kid and an old man run right in front of you, what do you hit?

The brakes, you sick bastard.

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, you chucklehead. You see, this isn't about actually hitting someone with your car. It's a trick! You were probably thinking of doing something naughty, like hurting a child or old person. But you need to hit the brakes, dumbass. That’s how you don’t kill people.

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