Sex is basically math. You add the bed. Subtract the clothes. Divide the legs to multiply inside.
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Use the roast I put of flat earth
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The earth was once flat... until they buried your mom.
Male Patient: So I just pull my pants down and bend over for this prostate exam? Doctor: Yep. Male Patient: Ok im ready. Hey! That doesn't feel like a finger. Doctor: Yep, and im not even a doctor.
Son: Dad I had sex for the first time. Dad: Would you like to talk about it? Son: Sure Dad: Sit down and lets talk about it. Son: I can't my butt hurts.
I threw a gay person into a fire, now we call him LGBBQ
Me: My grandpa killed 100 nazis.
My friend: Well my grandpa killed Hitler.
why are we here