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Phone

13 views · Daddy dick · 2 years ago

Sad so sad

The image shows Shrek with tired eyes and a displeased expression. The text above him reads, "When you wake up to find that your phone wasn't charging all night:".

Men

10 views · Daddy dick · 2 years ago

Men

The image is a side-by-side comparison. At the top it reads: "Women get together and talk about their feelings." Underneath, four men in military uniforms are kneeling and leaning on each other to form the letters 'DICK'. The bottom image shows a group of three people standing and talking, with their shadows stretching out behind them.

Class

83 views · Daddy dick · 2 years ago

When the teacher says get out of class

The image shows two panels. The top panel shows text that says "When teacher says to get out of class" followed by an image of a crying woman and the text "Girls reaction". The bottom panel shows an image of a group of men in suits walking and the text "Boys reaction".

Board

15 views · Daddy dick · 2 years ago

Fr

A brown and white cat with its eyes closed, sitting on a blue chair. The text overlay reads: "When you can't see the board."

Ps5

366 views · Daddy dick · 2 years ago

Ps5 in black looks clean af

The image shows two side-by-side panels. The left panel displays a black PS5 console with a blue light, while the right panel shows a man getting a haircut and looking surprised. Below the panels, the text reads: "Probably runs faster too."

Sex

287 views · Daddy dick · 2 years ago

💀😂

The image depicts a conversation where a 6-year-old child looks at their mom's ID card, specifically the sex designation "F". The child laughs and when asked why, they state, "I can't believe you're so bad in sex that you failed in it." The image finishes with the text: "Husband died laughing."

Eye

55 views · Daddy dick · 2 years ago

I should test my eyes

The image is a three-panel comic. The first panel shows a man with a mustache saying, "I should test my eyes." The second panel shows a crying Michael Jordan and next to it a bald man, the same man from the first panel saying, "I can't see your hair." The last panel shows the bald man from the first panel being choked by other men.

Childhood

58 views · Daddy dick · 2 years ago

Me when i was 7 be like

The image shows a text from a user "rae loves marvel" that says "7 year old kids today: iphones and ipads". Below, it says "Me when I was 7:" and shows a picture of a man, apparently Paul Rudd, with his mouth open in front of a fan.

Battery

183 views · Daddy dick · 2 years ago

GOD DAM THAAT MUST HURT

A close up photo of a woman's face. She has nose piercings and her eyes are closed. A hand is holding a 9V battery to her tongue. The text reads: "How you jump start a millennial..."

Customer

12 views · Daddy dick · 2 years ago

DAM

A close-up of a gray dog with a pink collar looking at the camera. The text above says, "When the customers randomly having a rant you can do nothing about and you just stand there listening like."

Pajama

8 views · Daddy dick · 2 years ago

BEND YOUR FUCKING KNEE

A picture of Daenerys Targaryen from Game of Thrones with the text 'When you're trying to get your toddler's legs into a one-piece pajama' above her and the text 'BEND THE KNEE' below her.

Salad

79 views · Daddy dick · 2 years ago

The left side shows the sole of a Timberland boot with a white charging cable lodged in the treads. Above this image is the text, "I've been looking for this thing for WEEKS". The right side is a screen shot of a text conversation. The first message is "What do you want from Panera", then the response "Chicken Sees Her Salad". The next message is "What?", followed by "What I always get", then "Chicken Caesar Salad?", and lastly "IS THAT WHAT IT IS".

Camera

8 views · Daddy dick · 2 years ago

Your not actually cute so shhhhh

A close up image of a raccoon with a soft, blurred background. The text reads, "When you accidentally turn on the front facing camera but it's okay because you're cute."

Hand sanitizer

10 views · Daddy dick · 2 years ago

Dam

The image depicts a text that says "Me: *puts on hand sanitizer* A cut I never knew existed:", followed by an image of Elmo engulfed in flames.

Email

26 views · Daddy dick · 2 years ago

I hope this email finds u well

The image shows a cat wrapped in a blanket with a grumpy expression. Above the cat, it says: "I hope this email finds you well" How the email found me:

Funeral

189 views · Daddy dick · 2 years ago

Me seeing a little girl crying

The image shows a text conversation where a person sees a little girl crying near a grave and asks what's wrong. The girl replies that no one came to her funeral. Below the text there's a black and white photo of a young man with his eyes wide open. There is a text at the bottom of the image saying "Hold up".

Bandit

15 views · Daddy dick · 2 years ago

Roses are red lord give me peace

The image is a split panel. The left side shows a blurry photo of emergency vehicles at night. The right side shows a mugshot of a man with wide eyes. Text above the panels reads "Roses are red Lord give me peace". Below the image the text says "The Ohio Butthole Tickling Bandit Has Escaped Custody And Being Hunted By Police."

Kid

87 views · Daddy dick · 2 years ago

all kids

A young boy is crying in an elevator. The text says "When you didn't get to press the elevator button..." The handle @MYKIDICRIED is visible in the right corner of the image.

Procrastination

36 views · Daddy dick · 2 years ago

So true tho ☠️😂🤣

The image shows a Kermit the Frog plush sitting on a white surface. Above Kermit, there is a text saying "Me: I'll do it at 8", "Time: 8.05", and "Me: looks like I gotta wait till 9 now".

Horse

10 views · Daddy dick · 3 years ago

Hor- wait what the hell is that

A brown horse is running with an odd, almost geometrical, rectangular torso.