George Floyd jokes
Got the George Floyd pack, this shit makin' it hard to breathe.
George Floyd is truly breathtaking.
What is George Floyd's pickup line?
You are breathtaking.
what do you call a flat road named after George Floyd?
Flat neck road.
What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?
Nothing, they both can’t breathe.
They named a road after George Floyd. It was a dead end, though.
Congrats to George Floyd on 2 years sobriety.
What's the difference between Pink Floyd and George Floyd?
When Pink Floyd can't breathe, it's because all their fans are smoking pot.
My brother caught Covid last month.
First I knew about it was when he speed-dialled me at 3am and gasped, "I can't breathe, I can't breathe!"
I just told him straight: "Bro... you really need to work on your George Floyd jokes."
What's the best song to sing to George Floyd?
"I Will Survive," by Gloria Gaynor.
Are you George Floyd?
'Cause baby, you take my breath away... OOF!
What do George Floyd and an astronaut have in common?
They both have very little air to breathe.
What did the dark man say when he found out he had an erectile dysfunction?
"I can't breed! I can't breed! I can't breed!"
R.I.P. Floyd.
What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?
The Breath Takers.
Say Fentanyl 3 times in the mirror and you'll see Derek Chauvin kneeling on George Floyd's neck.
Why couldn’t people use the George Floyd action figure? Because it was vacuum sealed.
What is George Floyd's favorite song?
"Wishing Well" by Juice WRLD.
What do George Floyd and Jordan Neely have in common?
Both can't breathe.
A friend called me a while back saying, "I have COVID.... I can't breathe, I really have a hard time breathing."
I reply saying, "Dude, you need to work on your George Floyd jokes."
What’s George Floyd’s favorite color? Neon black.