George Floyd jokes
Are you George Floyd?
'Cause baby, you take my breath away... OOF!
My brother caught Covid last month.
First I knew about it was when he speed-dialled me at 3am and gasped, "I can't breathe, I can't breathe!"
I just told him straight: "Bro... you really need to work on your George Floyd jokes."
What's the difference between Pink Floyd and George Floyd?
When Pink Floyd can't breathe, it's because all their fans are smoking pot.
They named a road after George Floyd. It was a dead end, though.
Why couldn’t people use the George Floyd action figure? Because it was vacuum sealed.
Got the George Floyd pack, this shit makin' it hard to breathe.
what do you call a flat road named after George Floyd?
Flat neck road.
What is George Floyd's pickup line?
You are breathtaking.
What’s George Floyd’s favorite color? Neon black.
Say Fentanyl 3 times in the mirror and you'll see Derek Chauvin kneeling on George Floyd's neck.
George Floyd is truly breathtaking.
What did the dark man say when he found out he had an erectile dysfunction?
"I can't breed! I can't breed! I can't breed!"
R.I.P. Floyd.
I like George Floyd's new song. It is really breathtaking.
What is George Floyd’s best pick up line?
"You're breathtaking."
What is George Floyd's favorite song?
"Wishing Well" by Juice WRLD.
Congrats to George Floyd on 2 years sobriety.
A friend called me a while back saying, "I have COVID.... I can't breathe, I really have a hard time breathing."
I reply saying, "Dude, you need to work on your George Floyd jokes."
What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?
Nothing, they both can’t breathe.
What do George Floyd and an astronaut have in common?
They both have very little air to breathe.
What's the best song to sing to George Floyd?
"I Will Survive," by Gloria Gaynor.