They named a road after George Floyd. It was a dead end, though.
George Floyd Jokes
Got the George Floyd pack, this shit makin' it hard to breathe.
My brother caught Covid last month.
First I knew about it was when he speed-dialled me at 3am and gasped, "I can't breathe, I can't breathe!"
I just told him straight: "Bro... you really need to work on your George Floyd jokes."
Are you George Floyd?
'Cause baby, you take my breath away... OOF!
Why couldn’t people use the George Floyd action figure? Because it was vacuum sealed.
George Floyd is truly breathtaking.
What’s George Floyd’s favorite color? Neon black.
What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?
Nothing, they both can’t breathe.
what do you call a flat road named after George Floyd?
Flat neck road.
A friend called me a while back saying, "I have COVID.... I can't breathe, I really have a hard time breathing."
I reply saying, "Dude, you need to work on your George Floyd jokes."
What is George Floyd's pickup line?
You are breathtaking.
What is George Floyd’s best pick up line?
"You're breathtaking."
What's the difference between Pink Floyd and George Floyd?
When Pink Floyd can't breathe, it's because all their fans are smoking pot.
What's the best song to sing to George Floyd?
"I Will Survive," by Gloria Gaynor.
Why can't George Floyd breathe? He had a knee on his neck, stupid.
What is George Floyd's favorite song?
"Wishing Well" by Juice WRLD.
I like George Floyd's new song. It is really breathtaking.
What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?
The Breath Takers.
I recently got pulled over by the cops and started spazzing out because of the police lights.
He arrested me for impersonating George Floyd.
*I have seizures*
What’s the name of OceanGate’s next submarine?
Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs, I bet they’ll call it the "George Floyd."