George Floyd jokes
They named a road after George Floyd. It was a dead end, though.
A friend called me a while back saying, "I have COVID.... I can't breathe, I really have a hard time breathing."
I reply saying, "Dude, you need to work on your George Floyd jokes."
Got the George Floyd pack, this shit makin' it hard to breathe.
The difference between George Floyd and Kobe Bryant is Kobe got air.
My brother caught Covid last month.
First I knew about it was when he speed-dialled me at 3am and gasped, "I can't breathe, I can't breathe!"
I just told him straight: "Bro... you really need to work on your George Floyd jokes."
What’s George Floyd’s favorite color? Neon black.
What is George Floyd’s best pick up line?
"You're breathtaking."
Why couldn’t people use the George Floyd action figure? Because it was vacuum sealed.
Are you George Floyd?
'Cause baby, you take my breath away... OOF!
Congrats to George Floyd on 2 years sobriety.
George Floyd: 3 years sober, drug and alcohol free.
What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?
Nothing, they both can’t breathe.
George Floyd is truly breathtaking.
What's the difference between George Floyd and Joe Biden?
They both talk like they're on fent.
Why couldn't George Floyd become a Demon Slayer?
Because he couldn't breathe.
What's the difference between Pink Floyd and George Floyd?
When Pink Floyd can't breathe, it's because all their fans are smoking pot.
What's George Floyd's newest song?
"I can't breathe."
what do you call a flat road named after George Floyd?
Flat neck road.
What is George Floyd's pickup line?
You are breathtaking.
What do George Floyd and Jordan Neely have in common?
Both can't breathe.