George Floyd jokes
They named a road after George Floyd. It was a dead end, though.
Got the George Floyd pack, this shit makin' it hard to breathe.
My brother caught Covid last month.
First I knew about it was when he speed-dialled me at 3am and gasped, "I can't breathe, I can't breathe!"
I just told him straight: "Bro... you really need to work on your George Floyd jokes."
Are you George Floyd?
'Cause baby, you take my breath away... OOF!
Why couldn’t people use the George Floyd action figure? Because it was vacuum sealed.
George Floyd is truly breathtaking.
What’s George Floyd’s favorite color? Neon black.
What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?
Nothing, they both can’t breathe.
what do you call a flat road named after George Floyd?
Flat neck road.
Congrats to George Floyd on 2 years sobriety.
A friend called me a while back saying, "I have COVID.... I can't breathe, I really have a hard time breathing."
I reply saying, "Dude, you need to work on your George Floyd jokes."
What is George Floyd’s best pick up line?
"You're breathtaking."
What's the difference between Pink Floyd and George Floyd?
When Pink Floyd can't breathe, it's because all their fans are smoking pot.
What is George Floyd's pickup line?
You are breathtaking.
The difference between George Floyd and Kobe Bryant is Kobe got air.
Why can't George Floyd breathe? He had a knee on his neck, stupid.
What is George Floyd's favorite song?
"Wishing Well" by Juice WRLD.
What's the best song to sing to George Floyd?
"I Will Survive," by Gloria Gaynor.
I like George Floyd's new song. It is really breathtaking.
Why couldn't George Floyd become a Demon Slayer?
Because he couldn't breathe.