Dog with No Legs Conundrum

The humor comes from the unexpected twist. You expect a funny name for a dog with no legs, but the punchline ignores the name and focuses on the dog's inability to come, playing on the physical limitation.

• Dog
• Animal
• Dark Humor
• Legs
• Pet
• Matter

• What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him for a drag.
• Where do you find a dog with no arms or legs? Where you left it.
• What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway.
• What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.