What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked.
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you know what, I know five fat people and your 4 of them
Why does an orphan wanna be a criminal?
BecUse they wanna be wanted
Why can’t a orphan use an iPhone?
Because it can’t find the home button
the biggest legend is technoblade
only in ohio
what the difference between ww2 kamikaze planes and 9/11...one of the missions succeed
if a person kills their counselor does that mean that they don't need therapy no more
what's the worst thing to happen to a japanese person in ww2...being drafted as a kamikaze pilot or existing with a fat man or little boy
my teacher: if you could go anywhere where would you go...me: demon slayer. my teacher: why. the quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!
your mama so fat when she stepped on a scale it said, mam take the bowling ball off of the scale
my mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge would you me: No Attack on titan music starts playing in my head
the twin towers remind me of an emote....bing,bang,boom.
when the quiet kid gets angry and the sped kid sees your hiding spot. bing,bang,boom
if the minions serve who ever is the biggest bad then who did they serve 1930-1945
When the guy next to you says that he kind of agrees with the villain.
Me watching a World War 2 documentary.
Are you a gun becuse i want to live with you
What did one skeleton say to another? . . . . ...nothing... they are dead... what did you expect?
Kid: Dad where are you going
Dad: To get milk
TEN YEARS LATER
Kids friend: wheres your dad
Kid: he went to get milk but never came back
Karien: Mom, I don't care if you're dating a new guy, I want you and Dad to be together!
Daiana: Sometimes things don't work out, like when it didn't work between your father and me. Time to move on Karien.
Karien: Will I'm not moving on! I can't believe you love someone else!
Daiana: Karien, just give him a chance. His name is Derek he loves cooking, cleaning, and anything that has you doing something.
Karien: That is so boring!
Daiana: Will just work with me please?
Karien: I'll give you a day...24 hours mom!