Why does New York have the jets as their football team if those are what took out the twin towers
I like dark humor
An apple a day keeps the doctor away
That is if you throw it hard enough
I was crying when my dad was cutting onions
Onions was such a good dog
What do you call a dog with no legs
Doesn’t matter it won’t come to you
What did the titanic say as it was sinking I nominate all the passengers to the ice bucket challenge
I have many jokes about unemploymed people- sadly none of them work
I’ll never forget my grandpas last words
Are you still holding the ladder