Whats the difference between NASA and religion

NASA takes you through space Religion takes you through two towers

What’s the similarity between women and car parking spaces? The good ones are always taken, and sometimes when nobody’s looking, you slip in the disabled one

What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? – The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.

I am throwing a party in space can you help me planet

Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? - Because he needed some space.

what has three balls and flys through space?

E.T. the extra testicle

can we have a party in space? … First we need to planet ;) get it plan it = planet

Space therapist in between the e and the r. The rapists

why did the cow go to space

to get ice cream

An astronomer walked up to me and I was like, “Give me some SPACE…”.

Are u getting the funnys

What’s a aliens favorite computer key?

the space bar!

What is a spaceman’s favorite chocolate? A marsbar!

How many shades of gray does it take to make a dirty movie?


Why didn’t the sun go to college? Because it already had a million degrees!

What do you call people who go to space? Icetronauts lolololol hahahahah

Yo mama so fat, she curves space and time.

A rich man paid for a trip to space, but he couldn’t go because the rocket was damaged, he recieved a refund and an apollogy

where are you right now? looking at a fake joke? you are a waste of time and space.

Bra eat e.t

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