If I'm the night guard at the Samsung store, does that make me a guardian of the galaxy?
What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts.
What is the richest planet?
Saturn 🪐- It has many rings.
Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
To find Pluto
what has three balls and flys through space?
E.T. the extra testicle
What is money called in space?
Star bucks.
What do you call the people in the Challenger explosion?
Ashtraynauts.
What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.
Jason: Did you hear about the storm-trooper who attempted suicide?
Dave: No.
Jason: Well, he hit his first target.
What's the darkest point in the universe?
The inside of a KFC.
If Uranus is so gross, why do they take HD photos of it?
What's the similarity between women and car parking spaces? The good ones are always taken, and sometimes when nobody's looking, you slip in the disabled one.
Your mama's so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus.
What do you call the space in between Kim Kardashian's breasts?
Silicon Valley.
How does the man on the moon cut his hair? Eclipes it!
How does NASA organize a party? -- They planet.
Why is a moon rock tastier than an earth rock?
Because it’s a little meteor.
What do planets like to read? Comet books!
Fun fact: Most of the black holes in the universe are found in Africa!
hubble just spotted something huge coming out of uranus
