Number

Anonymous

What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? – The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.

Ball

jimmidy cricket

what has three balls and flys through space?

E.T. the extra testicle

Lettuce

Anonymous

Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto

Difference

Anonymous

Whats the difference between NASA and religion

NASA takes you through space Religion takes you through two towers

Puns

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I am throwing a party in space can you help me planet

Uranus

Anonymous

uranus floats around in space

Bar

Salad

Where do keyboards go to have dinner? The space bar!!!

Planet

M-Dawg

Why can’t you tell anyone about space? Because its too out of this world!

Puns

fatman200

What’s a aliens favorite computer key?

the space bar!

Girlfriend

Anonymous

Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? - Because he needed some space.

Puns

Space

An astronomer walked up to me and I was like, “Give me some SPACE…”.

Are u getting the funnys

NASA

MathJET

What does NASA stand for?

Not A Space Agency

Sun

Lol

Why didn’t the sun go to college? Because it already had a million degrees!

Head

TeeSav13

Why Couldn’t The Astronaut Put The Helmet On His Head?

Because He Didn’t Have Enough Space

Puns

Anonymous

Do you know what I found in my letter soup?

A space.

Orphan

Anonymous

How many orphans does it take to “test drive” a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemmetary has.

NASA

i think we all Arinators

Everyone: What does NASA mean ? NASA’s response: National Aeronautics and Space Administration.

Everyone: What does NASA mean ? Arinator’s response: National Ariana and Space Ariana.

Chocolate

Anonymous

What is a spaceman’s favorite chocolate? A marsbar!

Bar

Anonymous

What is an astronaut’s favorite part of a keyboard? The SPACE BAR!

Ex

_Brian_

What does an astronaut call his ex from space?

  • SpaceX
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