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what has three balls and flys through space?

E.T. the extra testicle

What’s the similarity between women and car parking spaces? The good ones are always taken, and sometimes when nobody’s looking, you slip in the disabled one

What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? – The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.

Whats the difference between NASA and religion

NASA takes you through space Religion takes you through two towers

Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? - Because he needed some space.

I am throwing a party in space can you help me planet

Why can’t you tell anyone about space? Because its too out of this world!

Space therapist in between the e and the r. The rapists

Why didn’t the sun go to college? Because it already had a million degrees!

Everyone: What does NASA mean ? NASA’s response: National Aeronautics and Space Administration.

Everyone: What does NASA mean ? Arinator’s response: National Ariana and Space Ariana.

An astronomer walked up to me and I was like, “Give me some SPACE…”.

Are u getting the funnys

What’s a aliens favorite computer key?

the space bar!

can we have a party in space? … First we need to planet ;) get it plan it = planet

What is a spaceman’s favorite chocolate? A marsbar!

How many shades of gray does it take to make a dirty movie?


What do you call people who go to space? Icetronauts lolololol hahahahah

Yo mama so fat, she curves space and time.

why did the cow go to space

to get ice cream

where are you right now? looking at a fake joke? you are a waste of time and space.

I was to go to space camp, but then I realized I had no space to learn.