Space

Space Jokes

Stoner

What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.

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  • Astronaut

    Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? - Because he needed some space.

    Astronaut

    Why couldn't the astronaut put the helmet on his head?

    Because he didn't have enough space.

    Astronomer

    An astronomer walked up to me and I was like, "Give me some space..."

    Are you getting the funnies?

    World

    Why can't you tell anyone about space?

    Because it's too out of this world!

    Difference

    Whats the difference between NASA and religion

    NASA takes you through space Religion takes you through two towers

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  • Planet

    Bob: Hey bud, remember we're going to space!

    Carol: Really? I forgot to planet.

    Sun

    Why didn't the sun go to college?

    Because it already had a million degrees!

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