Space jokes
Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
To find Pluto.
What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.
Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? - Because he needed some space.
Where do keyboards go to have dinner?
The space bar!!!
What has three balls and flies through space?
E.T. the extra testicle.
Uranus floats around in space.
What's an alien's favorite computer key?
The space bar!
I am throwing a party in space. Can you help me planet?
An astronomer walked up to me and I was like, "Give me some space..."
Are you getting the funnies?
Why couldn't the astronaut put the helmet on his head?
Because he didn't have enough space.
What is money called in space?
Star bucks.
I parked in a disabled space today...
...and a traffic warden shouted to me, “Oi, what's your disability?” I said “Tourettes! Now fuck off!”
I wanted to be an astronaut, but my parents always told me when I was little that the sky was the limit.
What did Captain Picard say when he brought his sewing machine to the repairman? -- "Make it sew."
Where do otters come from? Otter space.
Why can't you tell anyone about space?
Because it's too out of this world!
What does NASA stand for?
Not A Space Agency.
What does an astronaut call his ex from space?
SpaceX.
Whats the difference between NASA and religion
NASA takes you through space Religion takes you through two towers
I am Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon.
Neil before me.