Space jokes
What's an alien's favorite computer key?
The space bar!
Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
To find Pluto.
What is money called in space?
Star bucks.
What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.
What's an astronaut's favorite game? Space-ball!
I am throwing a party in space. Can you help me planet?
Your forehead's so big, NASA uses it to test satellite signals.
I am Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon.
Neil before me.
What do George Floyd and an astronaut have in common?
They both have very little air to breathe.
An astronomer walked up to me and I was like, "Give me some space..."
Are you getting the funnies?
What did Captain Picard say when he brought his sewing machine to the repairman? -- "Make it sew."
I parked in a disabled space today...
...and a traffic warden shouted to me, “Oi, what's your disability?” I said “Tourettes! Now fuck off!”
What does NASA stand for?
Not A Space Agency.
What has three balls and flies through space?
E.T. the extra testicle.
Where do keyboards go to have dinner?
The space bar!!!
Uranus floats around in space.
Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? - Because he needed some space.
Want to know why some astronomers are gay?
It’s because they want to be in Uranus.
Why did Uranus say gross? Because he saw Uranus.
What's NASA's grossest mission?
Probing Uranus.