what has three balls and flys through space?

E.T. the extra testicle

What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? – The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.

Whats the difference between NASA and religion

NASA takes you through space Religion takes you through two towers

Why Couldn’t The Astronaut Put The Helmet On His Head?

Because He Didn’t Have Enough Space

Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? - Because he needed some space.

Why can’t you tell anyone about space? Because its too out of this world!

Why didn’t the sun go to college? Because it already had a million degrees!

What is a spaceman’s favorite chocolate? A marsbar!

Do you know what I found in my letter soup?

A space.

Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto

I am throwing a party in space can you help me planet

An astronomer walked up to me and I was like, “Give me some SPACE…”.

Are u getting the funnys

What’s a aliens favorite computer key?

the space bar!

Everyone: What does NASA mean ? NASA’s response: National Aeronautics and Space Administration.

Everyone: What does NASA mean ? Arinator’s response: National Ariana and Space Ariana.

What is an astronaut’s favorite part of a keyboard? The SPACE BAR!

Spell IOUT no space

What did the 90s rocker Space Engineer in multiplayer Miner yell at the Troll stealing his stuff?

Hey! give me my Nickelback!

What does NASA stand for?

Not A Space Agency

Yo mama so fat, she curves space and time.

can we have a party in space? … First we need to planet ;) get it plan it = planet