Space Jokes

Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto

what has three balls and flys through space?

E.T. the extra testicle

What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? -- The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.

I am throwing a party in space can you help me planet

What's a aliens favorite computer key?

the space bar!

Where do keyboards go to have dinner? The space bar!!!

Why can't you tell anyone about space? Because its too out of this world!

What do you call the space inbetween Kim Kardashians breasts.

Silicon valley.

Hi.

What is money called in space

Star bucks

Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? - Because he needed some space.

Why Couldn't The Astronaut Put The Helmet On His Head?

Because He Didn't Have Enough Space

uranus floats around in space

Where Do Otters Come From? Otter Space.

What’s Joe Biden’s favorite arcade game? Space Invaders

Whats the difference between NASA and religion

NASA takes you through space Religion takes you through two towers

I've sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there's no space on their training programme.

How many orphans does it take to "test drive" a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemmetary has.

What does NASA stand for?

Not A Space Agency

what do you call a friend in space? space friend

Bob: Hey bud remember we're going to space! Carol: really? I forgot to planet.