Space jokes
Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
To find Pluto.
What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.
What has three balls and flies through space?
E.T. the extra testicle.
Where do keyboards go to have dinner?
The space bar!!!
Uranus floats around in space.
Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? - Because he needed some space.
What's an alien's favorite computer key?
The space bar!
I am throwing a party in space. Can you help me planet?
Why couldn't the astronaut put the helmet on his head?
Because he didn't have enough space.
An astronomer walked up to me and I was like, "Give me some space..."
Are you getting the funnies?
Why can't you tell anyone about space?
Because it's too out of this world!
What does NASA stand for?
Not A Space Agency.
What is money called in space?
Star bucks.
What does an astronaut call his ex from space?
SpaceX.
Whats the difference between NASA and religion
NASA takes you through space Religion takes you through two towers
Where do otters come from? Otter space.
Bob: Hey bud, remember we're going to space!
Carol: Really? I forgot to planet.
What's an astronaut's favorite game? Space-ball!
What's NASA's grossest mission?
Probing Uranus.
Why didn't the sun go to college?
Because it already had a million degrees!