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what has three balls and flys through space?

E.T. the extra testicle

What’s the similarity between women and car parking spaces? The good ones are always taken, and sometimes when nobody’s looking, you slip in the disabled one

What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? – The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.

Whats the difference between NASA and religion

NASA takes you through space Religion takes you through two towers

I am throwing a party in space can you help me planet

Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? - Because he needed some space.

Space therapist in between the e and the r. The rapists

can we have a party in space? … First we need to planet ;) get it plan it = planet

Everyone: What does NASA mean ? NASA’s response: National Aeronautics and Space Administration.

Everyone: What does NASA mean ? Arinator’s response: National Ariana and Space Ariana.

An astronomer walked up to me and I was like, “Give me some SPACE…”.

Are u getting the funnys

Why didn’t the sun go to college? Because it already had a million degrees!

What is a spaceman’s favorite chocolate? A marsbar!

Why can’t you tell anyone about space? Because its too out of this world!

How many shades of gray does it take to make a dirty movie?

50

What’s a aliens favorite computer key?

the space bar!

Yo mama so fat, she curves space and time.

What do you call people who go to space? Icetronauts lolololol hahahahah

why did the cow go to space

to get ice cream

What is an astronaut’s favorite part of a keyboard? The SPACE BAR!

where are you right now? looking at a fake joke? you are a waste of time and space.