Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
To find Pluto
Space Jokes
what has three balls and flys through space?
E.T. the extra testicle
What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? – The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.
I am throwing a party in space can you help me planet
Where do keyboards go to have dinner? The space bar!!!
What’s a aliens favorite computer key?
the space bar!
Why can’t you tell anyone about space? Because its too out of this world!
Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? - Because he needed some space.
Hi.
What is money called in space
Star bucks
uranus floats around in space
Why Couldn’t The Astronaut Put The Helmet On His Head?
Because He Didn’t Have Enough Space
Whats the difference between NASA and religion
NASA takes you through space Religion takes you through two towers
How many orphans does it take to “test drive” a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemmetary has.
What does NASA stand for?
Not A Space Agency
Where Do Otters Come From? Otter Space.
Bob: Hey bud remember we’re going to space! Carol: really? I forgot to planet.
What does an astronaut call his ex from space?
- SpaceX
An astronomer walked up to me and I was like, “Give me some SPACE…”.
Are u getting the funnys
I’ve sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there’s no space on their training programme.
today my idiot brother screamed"ahhhhh im dead!’ but it wasn’t really, so i d3cded to make it a reality until my sister came…
AND HELPED ME! - for once but then two minutes later my mom showed up, we k!lled him right infront of her and she screamed! "DONUTS AND PIZZA FOR YPU AND MORE IF YOU GO TO MRS ROBERTS HOUSE AND SAY HI AND BYE TO DADDY!!! and she hands us both a sharp tool and i say what about tommy!!! arn’t u MAD!!! then she replied who’s THAT??? COZ HE AINT MINE HIS NAME IS TOMMY, TOMMY ROBERTS. so then me and my sister visit mrs ROBERTS AND SHE SAID OH THIS ISN’T ANYTHING IMPORTANT GO HOME! so then my sister nd i say hi! and do a countdount aftr that my nike white jumper had turned red! IT WAS A MUCH BETTER COLOUR , MUM SEEMED TO APROVE AS WELL!😊😊😊 but then the police question us where daddy was so then mom said… oh he’s moved on! so then the police officer was like ahem ma’m where! SO THEN I BELLOWED… UP - UR -A##. And we got let off the hook, then we moved oh and we k!lled the cop 2 and oh did i meantion we HAD a maid, and a landlord and a cat but they were all 2 annoying so we got rid of them and now our new backyard is very smellyyy and i dont think there is enoff space to put muummy anymore so now i dont think sissy will fit either🧐 i will ask my neibour nessy she’ll obviously say YES or ill…
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