Space jokes
Where do keyboards go to have dinner?
The space bar!!!
What does an astronaut call his ex from space?
SpaceX.
Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? - Because he needed some space.
Why couldn't the astronaut put the helmet on his head?
Because he didn't have enough space.
Your mama's so fat, she needed NASA to make her ID card!
Yo mama is so black that she has her own solar system.
Why can't you tell anyone about space?
Because it's too out of this world!
I parked in a disabled space today...
...and a traffic warden shouted to me, “Oi, what's your disability?” I said “Tourettes! Now fuck off!”
Your mama is so fat that when she jumped, they found water on Mars.
What's NASA's grossest mission?
Probing Uranus.
Bro sat down too close for comfort. I told him to move or he would get hurt.
Come on, how hard could it possibly be To move a few inches? You’re touching my D.
A guy really needs his personal space. Disobey and I’ll shove it in your face.
What did Captain Picard say when he brought his sewing machine to the repairman? -- "Make it sew."
If you ever get cold, just go to a corner because they're usually 90 degrees.
Uranus floats around in space.
Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
To find Pluto.
What's an alien's favorite computer key?
The space bar!
What has three balls and flies through space?
E.T. the extra testicle.
What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.
What does NASA stand for?
Not A Space Agency.
Will Smith slapped your hairline to space.