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what has three balls and flys through space?

E.T. the extra testicle

Why can’t you tell anyone about space? Because its too out of this world!

What’s the similarity between women and car parking spaces? The good ones are always taken, and sometimes when nobody’s looking, you slip in the disabled one

What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? – The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.

Whats the difference between NASA and religion

NASA takes you through space Religion takes you through two towers

Do you know what I found in my letter soup?

A space.

Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? - Because he needed some space.

I am throwing a party in space can you help me planet

A happy little girl was running on the grass, she saw two gay guys kissing in a blank space and she started crying, the two gay guys heard her crying and then they asked her: " why are you crying? ", the little girl answered: " this is the first time i see an unnatural nature " . 😂😂😂😂

Everyone: What does NASA mean ? NASA’s response: National Aeronautics and Space Administration.

Everyone: What does NASA mean ? Arinator’s response: National Ariana and Space Ariana.

Why didn’t the sun go to college? Because it already had a million degrees!

An astronomer walked up to me and I was like, “Give me some SPACE…”.

Are u getting the funnys

Space therapist in between the e and the r. The rapists

What’s a aliens favorite computer key?

the space bar!

What is a spaceman’s favorite chocolate? A marsbar!

How many shades of gray does it take to make a dirty movie?


how do you organize a space party? you planet.

Why was Boiling Water hired by NASA (The National Aeronautics and Space Administration) to oversee their Space division?

Because it has at least one hundred degrees.

can we have a party in space? … First we need to planet ;) get it plan it = planet

What do you call people who go to space? Icetronauts lolololol hahahahah