What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? – The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.

what has three balls and flys through space?

E.T. the extra testicle

Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto

I am throwing a party in space can you help me planet

Where do keyboards go to have dinner? The space bar!!!

Whats the difference between NASA and religion

NASA takes you through space Religion takes you through two towers

uranus floats around in space

Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space? To find Pluto.

What’s a aliens favorite computer key?

the space bar!

Why can’t you tell anyone about space? Because its too out of this world!

Why Couldn’t The Astronaut Put The Helmet On His Head?

Because He Didn’t Have Enough Space

An astronomer walked up to me and I was like, “Give me some SPACE…”.

Are u getting the funnys

Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? - Because he needed some space.

today my idiot brother screamed"ahhhhh im dead!’ but it wasn’t really, so i d3cded to make it a reality until my sister came…

AND HELPED ME! - for once but then two minutes later my mom showed up, we k!lled him right infront of her and she screamed! "DONUTS AND PIZZA FOR YPU AND MORE IF YOU GO TO MRS ROBERTS HOUSE AND SAY HI AND BYE TO DADDY!!! and she hands us both a sharp tool and i say what about tommy!!! arn’t u MAD!!! then she replied who’s THAT??? COZ HE AINT MINE HIS NAME IS TOMMY, TOMMY ROBERTS. so then me and my sister visit mrs ROBERTS AND SHE SAID OH THIS ISN’T ANYTHING IMPORTANT GO HOME! so then my sister nd i say hi! and do a countdount aftr that my nike white jumper had turned red! IT WAS A MUCH BETTER COLOUR , MUM SEEMED TO APROVE AS WELL!😊😊😊 but then the police question us where daddy was so then mom said… oh he’s moved on! so then the police officer was like ahem ma’m where! SO THEN I BELLOWED… UP - UR -A##. And we got let off the hook, then we moved oh and we k!lled the cop 2 and oh did i meantion we HAD a maid, and a landlord and a cat but they were all 2 annoying so we got rid of them and now our new backyard is very smellyyy and i dont think there is enoff space to put muummy anymore so now i dont think sissy will fit either🧐 i will ask my neibour nessy she’ll obviously say YES or ill…

ok like for part two☺☺☺

how do you throw a space party? you planet

What does an astronaut call his ex from space?

• SpaceX

Bob: Hey bud remember we’re going to space! Carol: really? I forgot to planet.

How many orphans does it take to “test drive” a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemmetary has.

Why didn’t the sun go to college? Because it already had a million degrees!

What does NASA stand for?

Not A Space Agency