Space Jokes

NASA

Anonymous
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto

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jimmidy cricket
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what has three balls and flys through space?

E.T. the extra testicle

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Number

Anonymous
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What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? -- The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.

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Puns

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I am throwing a party in space can you help me planet

Puns

fatman200
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What's a aliens favorite computer key?

the space bar!

NASA

Salad
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Where do keyboards go to have dinner? The space bar!!!

Planet

M-Dawg
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Why can't you tell anyone about space? Because its too out of this world!

NASA

Ur Mom
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Hi.

What is money called in space

Star bucks

Girlfriend

Anonymous
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Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? - Because he needed some space.

Air

TeeSav13
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Why Couldn't The Astronaut Put The Helmet On His Head?

Because He Didn't Have Enough Space

Uranus

Anonymous
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uranus floats around in space

Biden

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What’s Joe Biden’s favorite arcade game? Space Invaders

NASA

Anonymous
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Whats the difference between NASA and religion

NASA takes you through space Religion takes you through two towers

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NASA

Anonymous
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I've sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there's no space on their training programme.

Orphan

Anonymous
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How many orphans does it take to "test drive" a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemmetary has.

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NASA

MathJET
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What does NASA stand for?

Not A Space Agency

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Friend

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what do you call a friend in space? space friend

Planet

Not a robot
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Bob: Hey bud remember we're going to space! Carol: really? I forgot to planet.