What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? – The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.

what has three balls and flys through space?

E.T. the extra testicle

Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto

Whats the difference between NASA and religion

NASA takes you through space Religion takes you through two towers

I am throwing a party in space can you help me planet

Why didn’t the sun go to college? Because it already had a million degrees!

Where do keyboards go to have dinner? The space bar!!!

uranus floats around in space

Why can’t you tell anyone about space? Because its too out of this world!

Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? - Because he needed some space.

What’s a aliens favorite computer key?

the space bar!

An astronomer walked up to me and I was like, “Give me some SPACE…”.

Are u getting the funnys

What does NASA stand for?

Not A Space Agency

Why Couldn’t The Astronaut Put The Helmet On His Head?

Because He Didn’t Have Enough Space

Do you know what I found in my letter soup?

A space.

How many orphans does it take to “test drive” a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemmetary has.

Everyone: What does NASA mean ? NASA’s response: National Aeronautics and Space Administration.

Everyone: What does NASA mean ? Arinator’s response: National Ariana and Space Ariana.

What is a spaceman’s favorite chocolate? A marsbar!

What is an astronaut’s favorite part of a keyboard? The SPACE BAR!

Yo mama so fat, she curves space and time.

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