What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts
What is the richest planet?
Saturn 🪐- It has many rings.
Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
To find Pluto
what has three balls and flys through space?
E.T. the extra testicle
What is money called in space?
Star bucks.
What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? -- The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.
What’s the darkest point in the universe? The inside of a KFC
What's the similarity between women and car parking spaces? The good ones are always taken, and sometimes when nobody's looking, you slip in the disabled one
What do you call the space inbetween Kim Kardashians breasts.
Silicon valley.
How does the man on the moon cut his hair? Eclipes it!
How does NASA organize a party? -- They planet.
Why is a moon rock tastier than an earth rock?
Because it’s a little meteor.
What do planets like to read? Comet books!
Fun fact: Most of the black holes in the universe are found in Africa!
hubble just spotted something huge coming out of uranus
What music do Astronauts Listen to?
Nep-Tunes
What did Earth say to the other planets? -- "You guys have no life!"
They say they found water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
I've sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there's no space on their training program.
Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24 hours, so they just called it a "day".