You jokes
Are you a keyboard? Cause you're my type.
When you go over a speed bump, but you remember that there are no speed bumps in the school zone.
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
Are your hands feeling heavy? Because I can hold them for you.
Papa John's pizzeria and abortion clinic. You make 'em, we bake 'em.
Guy: Do you know how to draw women's rights?
Girl: No, how?
Guy: All you need is a blank paper, and that's it.
When you tell your Roblox girlfriend you’re breaking up with her, and then 10 seconds later you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
How do you get Wacko Jacko to come inside your shop? Have little boys' pants half off!
What did the rope and the tree say to the kid?
Do you want to hang later?
An emo kid walked to me holding a rope, and asked: "Do you want to join my family tree?"
Bully: I bet your dick is so small when you look down you can't see it.
Guy: I don't, I see your mom.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there too. Not in the cage, but laughing at YOU!
What do you call a dead baby?
Spawn killed.
What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
Is it necrophilia if they die while you're having sex and you just don't realize?
That's what happened to my dog.
What do girls and noodles have in common?
They both wiggle when you eat them.
How do you fit 4 gay dudes on a stool?
Flip it upside down.
What do you call a paralyzed turtle?
Shell shocked.
What can you never tell an orphan?
Go home to your parents.
What do you call a gay drive-by? A fruit roll-up.