You jokes
What does the Bartles and Jaymes wine cooler television ad have in common with ministers who are white Christian nationalists?
They both thank you for your financial support.
When you forget the pinata at the birthday party. The kids: "Aww man." But the emo kid just hung himself. Kids: "Yaaaaayyy." Parents: "Adjust, improvise, overcome, that is the way."
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist.
Q: What do you call a group of transgender women?
A: The X-Men.
Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?
A: The Blackhole.
What do you call an Asian Chihuahua?
A Konichiuahua.
Did you fall from heaven? Because you really did a damage on your face.
DO Not Touch - the worst thing you can read in Braille.
Once my friend was saying something dumb, and I was like, "I Campbell-eve you just said that."
What do you call a spice with a PHD?
Dr. Pepper
Q. What do you give a sick lemon?
A. Lemon-aid.
What do you call a bunch of sheep rolling down the hill?
A. A lamb slide.
What do you do during a shooting? Why, join in, of course...
Two men are walking down the street and see a dog licking its balls. One man says, "I wish I could do that." The other one says, "You can probably just pet him."
What’s something you might say at sea, but not at your partner?
Land ho!
Do you think midgets start their childhood stories off with, "When I was little"?
A gay guy and a trucker get in a car crash.
The gay guy says, "Somebody call the police! This man just rammed into me!"
The trucker says, "What the fuck did you just say, fucker? Get over here, I'm gonna wreck your ass!"
The gay man then says, "It's okay, everybody, don't call the police! He wants to negotiate."
when someone says to cheer up: you, I never thought of that. :)
-> in reality, :( (sob)
depression is no game, and here in this world, we are here for each other, although at times it might not seem like it.
Keep strong, and you'll find the end of the tunnel, but ending the pain and being gone just spreads depression.
Like if you love food!
How do you tell the difference between a Palestinian elementary school and a terrorist training camp?
Answer... I don't know, I just fly the drone.