Mosquito

Mosquito Jokes

What's the difference between hooker and a mosquito?

The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.

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what does a make a wish kid and mosquitoes have in common? They Both Got A 10% Survival Rate...

God creates a mosquito :) God: Okay, so make it reeeeally tiny. Like less than half a fly. Angel: okay... a bug. God: now give it’s face a sword, but it has a hole so it’s basically a mouth. Angel: weird.. but okay... God: and give it wings. Angel: eh, not half bad Go- God: NOW MAKE IT EAT THE BLOOD OF ALL LIVING ANIMALS AND HUMANS Angel: *shook* o-okay God: okay. Now make sure whenever a human is bit it feels the pain of a million suns burning it, making it scratch until it bleeds out. Angel: .-. God: and make sure it also transfers diseases through the species. Give ‘em a taste ‘o that! *evil grin* Angel: *cries* Angel: *whispers; I’m so sorry..*

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If just Africa had more mosquito nets, millions of innocent mosquitos could be saved from a horrible death of AIDS

If only Africa had more mosquito nets then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of aids

What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it