What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.
What's the difference between a hooker and a mosquito?
The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
A mosquito with a Mario hat on flies on you saying, "It's-a me, Malario!"
What's the difference between a porn star and a mosquito?
One stops sucking when you smack it.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde girl?
One stops sucking when you smack it.
We send millions of mosquito nets to Africa; we can save millions of mosquitoes from dying of AIDS.
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
What do a Make-A-Wish kid and mosquitoes have in common?
They both got a 10% survival rate...
"Confucius say, man who has mosquito on balls truly understands nonviolence."
God creates a mosquito :) God: Okay, so make it reeeeally tiny. Like less than half a fly. Angel: okay... a bug. God: now give it’s face a sword, but it has a hole so it’s basically a mouth. Angel: weird.. but okay... God: and give it wings. Angel: eh, not half bad Go- God: NOW MAKE IT EAT THE BLOOD OF ALL LIVING ANIMALS AND HUMANS Angel: *shook* o-okay God: okay. Now make sure whenever a human is bit it feels the pain of a million suns burning it, making it scratch until it bleeds out. Angel: .-. God: and make sure it also transfers diseases through the species. Give ‘em a taste ‘o that! *evil grin* Angel: *cries* Angel: *whispers; I’m so sorry..*
Only if Africa have enough mosquito nets, the mosquitos will not die of AIDS
If just Africa had more mosquito nets, millions of innocent mosquitos could be saved from a horrible death of AIDS
What is the difference between a pornstar and a mosquito?
No one stops sucking.
Say yes if you wanna fuck.
If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS.
Only if Africans knew about condoms, so many mosquitoes wouldn't die of AIDS.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What's a rapper's favorite insect?
Rhy-mosquito.
What can fly underwater?
A mosquito in a submarine.
what do u call a mosquito in your language we dont call them the they just come and bight
