What's the difference between hooker and a mosquito?
The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
A masquito with a Mario hat on flys on you saying it's a me malario
We send millions of mosquito nets to Africa we can save millions of mosquitoes from dying of aids
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
God creates a mosquito :) God: Okay, so make it reeeeally tiny. Like less than half a fly. Angel: okay... a bug. God: now give it’s face a sword, but it has a hole so it’s basically a mouth. Angel: weird.. but okay... God: and give it wings. Angel: eh, not half bad Go- God: NOW MAKE IT EAT THE BLOOD OF ALL LIVING ANIMALS AND HUMANS Angel: *shook* o-okay God: okay. Now make sure whenever a human is bit it feels the pain of a million suns burning it, making it scratch until it bleeds out. Angel: .-. God: and make sure it also transfers diseases through the species. Give ‘em a taste ‘o that! *evil grin* Angel: *cries* Angel: *whispers; I’m so sorry..*
If only Africa had more mosquito nets then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of aids
Only if africans knew about condoms so many mosquitoes wouldn't die of aids