What's the difference between hooker and a mosquito?
The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
A masquito with a Mario hat on flys on you saying it's a me malario
What's the difference between a porn star and a mosquito One stops sucking when you snack it
What’s the difference between a masquito and a blonde girl.
One stops sucking when you smack it.
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
Confucius say, man who has mosquito on balls truly understands nonviolence.
What's a rapper's favorite insect?
RHY-MOSQUITO
If only they had more mosquito nets in Africa we could prevent millions of mosquitos dying needlessly of AIDS...
what can fly underwater:A mosquito in a submerine
what does a make a wish kid and mosquitoes have in common? They Both Got A 10% Survival Rate...
Only if Africa have enough mosquito nets, the mosquitos will not die of AIDS
If just Africa had more mosquito nets, millions of innocent mosquitos could be saved from a horrible death of AIDS
What Is The Difference Between A Pornstar And Mosquito No One Stops Sucking Say Yes If You Wanna Fuck
Only if africans knew about condoms so many mosquitoes wouldn't die of aids
If only Africa had more mosquito nets then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of aids
God creates a mosquito :) God: Okay, so make it reeeeally tiny. Like less than half a fly. Angel: okay... a bug. God: now give it’s face a sword, but it has a hole so it’s basically a mouth. Angel: weird.. but okay... God: and give it wings. Angel: eh, not half bad Go- God: NOW MAKE IT EAT THE BLOOD OF ALL LIVING ANIMALS AND HUMANS Angel: *shook* o-okay God: okay. Now make sure whenever a human is bit it feels the pain of a million suns burning it, making it scratch until it bleeds out. Angel: .-. God: and make sure it also transfers diseases through the species. Give ‘em a taste ‘o that! *evil grin* Angel: *cries* Angel: *whispers; I’m so sorry..*
what do u call a mosquito in your language we dont call them the they just come and bight
