I saw a fat dude wearing a shirt that said "guess" I said 215kg, he didnt find it as funny

i asked an emo girl "do you ever get jealous of your phone when it dies"

why are all asians so skinny? Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared

An Asian man walks into a bar in Australia. The bartender says to him “why are you here? Get back in that wing wong country”. The Asian man says “I’m here travelling and now I’m gonna attack you with my 40 gallons of friend rice I’ve had in my pocket since wa dinowar wages. #wingwong

What does an Asian doorbell sound like?

Wing wong wung wang, wong wang wing wong!!!

I got my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. He came back a week later and said it was the most violent book he’s ever read.