I saw a fat dude wearing a shirt that said "guess" I said 215kg, he didnt find it as funny
Jimmy
i asked an emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies
i asked an emo girl "do you ever get jealous of your phone when it dies"
why are all asians so skinny? Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared
An Asian man walks into a bar in Australia. The bartender says to him “why are you here? Get back in that wing wong country”. The Asian man says “I’m here travelling and now I’m gonna attack you with my 40 gallons of friend rice I’ve had in my pocket since wa dinowar wages. #wingwong
What does an Asian doorbell sound like?
Wing wong wung wang, wong wang wing wong!!!
Why don’t asians use phones?
Cuz they wing da wong number!!!
I got my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. He came back a week later and said it was the most violent book he’s ever read.
What’s the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg