Did you hear about the two people who stole a calendar?
They each got six months.
Haha
You know it's so hard to clean my sex toys. Thank you Jesus for creating holy water
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture? You need only one nail to hang a picture unfortunately.
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!👍🏼👍🏼😂😂
One day a father and a daughter were at a park. The daughter accidentally kills a butterfly. The father says, "Just because you killed the butterfly, you don't get butter for a week." They were there the next day, and the daughter kills a cockroach. The father laughs and says, "Nice try."
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“Hey today was great” “What happened” “I ran into my ex today” “What’s so great about that?” “I was in my car”
What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
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A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. A woman passing by remarks, "If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady." He replies, "If you were any sort of a sexy lady, the hat would lift by itself."
Why did the sperm cross the road ———— because I put on the wrong sock today