If I was addicted to masturbation, and then became addicted to sex, would it be safe to say that my addiction got out of hand?
If a woman sleeps with 10 men she's a slut, but if a man does it... He's gay, definitely gay.
If sex with three people is called a threesome and sex with four people is called a foursome, I guess now it's clear why everyone calls me handsome.
Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there's no multiplying.
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My penis was in the Guinness book of world records. -- Then the librarian told me to take it out.
I don’t know what’s worse: Finding bucket loads of porn on my dad’s laptop, or finding out he was in all of them
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One day Little Johnny's class is having an English lesson. The teacher asks them, "Who can use the word intelligent in a sentence?" Little Mary says, "The teacher is very intelligent." The teacher asks them, "Who can use the word fashionable in a sentence?" Little Suzie says, "They are very fashionable." The teacher says, "Johnny, why don't you have a go? Use the word dictate in a sentence." Johnny thinks for a moment and then says, "Last night I heard Daddy asking Mommy 'Darling how does my dictate' "
How do skeletons have sex?
They bone each other.
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, "Do you have that book for men with small penises?"
The librarian looks on her computer and says, "I don't know if it's in yet."
"Yeah, that's the one!"
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What's the difference between hooker and a mosquito?
The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
A boy walks in on his mother riding his father. "What are you doing?" the boy asks his mother. "I'm jumping on daddy to make him thin," said the mother. "Don't bother," said the boy, "when you go shopping, the lady next door comes and blows him up again."
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I thought of having a threesome, but then I realized that if I wanted to disappoint two people at one time I might as well have dinner with my parents.
My town's population never changes. Every time a girl gets pregnant, a guy leaves town.
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