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How do you make an emo jump? Tell him to go to the roof.
Little Johnny was late to class. The teacher asked him where he was. Little Johnny said, "I was on top of Marry Hill." Then a kid comes late to class and also said he was on Marry Hill. Then a little girl that's about 4 or 5 comes in. The teacher asks, "Who are you?" She said, "I'M MARRY HILL!"
If you take an emo kid grocery shopping.
You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
Want to know how a joke becomes a dad joke? Just wait for it to leave you and never come back.
Did you know they made a porn site for pirates?
It's called Heavy Arrrrrrg.
Son: Mom, can I get $100 for a week?
Mom: Why do you need $100 for a week?
Son: I'm going on a date, and I need $100 for a week, please.
Mom: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Go on your date now. You got $1, so go.
Son: And you got $0.00.
Have you ever walked into Jason Fraser’s house?
Neither has he.
What do you call a baby in the crib?
Boys and girls watch Monsters, Inc.
What do you call someone who is extra virgin?
Mrs. Frame.
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are da bomb.
What do you call someone in a wheelchair with a gun? A rxd.
How do you fuck a cow?
Find the nearest Karen.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I hate you.
I hate you who?
You hate me?? Rude!
How do you know someone is autistic?
They get stuck in a loop very often.
Friend texting fat boy: I know you're on the group chat. I can see you looking at my texts.
Me: I can only see fat.
Hey, I just wanna be in bed. I just wanna stay ahead. I just feel like I am dead, And I like that color red. Hey, I am not the big fat loser, And you're just a big accuser, You user and excuser.
Say this to you sister, toxic BF, anyone :)
Did you hear about the TikTok post that offended disabled people? Some didn't reply because the comment section was disabled.
What do you call an emo dating another emo?
The suicide duo.
What will happen if someone kicks you right in the balls?
You will be like, "Ow, my nuts!"
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the walls.