10 Fun Facts 1. You can't wash your eyes with soap. 2. You can't count your hair. 3. You can't breath through your nose with your tongue out. 4. You just tried number 3. 6. When you did number 3, you realized it's possible, only you look like a dog. 7. You're smiling right now because you were fooled. 8. You skipped number 5. 9. You just checked to see if there is a number 5. 10. Share this with your friends to have some fun too :-)
My dog kept chasing people on a bike. Eventually, it got so bad I had to take his bike away.
I walked into the kitchen and saw my wife chopping up onions which made me cry.
Onions was a good dog.
Why did the dog 🐕 join the marching band?
Because he had his trum-bone.
Q: how do you know when an asian broke into your house?
A: you can´t find your dog.
What do you call a dog that can do magic? A Labracadabrador
A man walks into a zoo, the only animal was a dog.
It was a shitzu
My girlfriend’s dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. It just made her more upset. She screamed at me, “What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?”
I named my dog 5-Miles so now I tell people I walk 5-Miles everyday
What do you call a dog 🐶 that tells time?
A watchdog.
Hi 👋 I love my dog 🐶
I love ❤️ dogs
Why did Helen Kellers dog run away, you'd run too if your name was dgergbbfdnbj
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Where you left it.
Why did the dog 🐶 wake up tired?
It had a ruff night. 😂
A dog walked into a tavern and said, "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one." The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
The last thing I said to my dog was Play dead
I started crying when my mom was cutting up onions
Onions was a good dog
What is a bald eagle's favorite dog breed?
A beagle!
why did the dog cause the fight
because it was a bulldog
