Why can’t humans hear a dog whistle? – Because dogs can’t whistle.

What do you call a dog with no legs? – Doesn’t matter what you call him, he’s not coming.

The IRS came to this mans house one day and told him to come in the next morning to talk about all the money thats been coming in and out of his bank account. So the man though maybe I need to get a lawyer. So he and his lawyer get to the IRS’s office and sit down and the agent said there has been a large amount of money flowing in and out of your account and we wanted to know if you knew anything about it. The man says yes I do, I’m a gambler. The agent says you gamble with that much money. He man says yes, I’ll give you an example. Alright I bet you 5,000$ that I can bite my left eye. Agent says alright deal. The man takes out his fake eye and bites it. Then the agents says that not fair. The man says I’ll let you get your money back or even more, I bet you 7,500$ I can bite my right eye. He agents thinking I didn’t see him come in with a guide dog or a stick so the agent says deal. The man takes out his false teeth and bites his right eye. The agent then says that’s not fair. The man replies alright I have another one, your down 12,500$ I’ll bet you 15,000$ if you put that waste basket on the other side of the room I can stand by your desk and piss across the room into the waste basket and not get a drop anywhere. The agent says that’s impossible you’ve got a deal. The man starts peeing and pees all over his desk and the agent says I got you, he’s laughing and happy that he final beat him, but then the lawyer has his hand on his face and the agent asked what’s wrong with you and the lawyer replies the man bet me 100,000$ he could piss on your desk and you’d just love it.

Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it.

A man walks into a zoo, the only animal was a dog.

It was a shitzu

What do you call a dog with no legs ?

It doesn’t matter he isn’t coming to you.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she

billie: hi

me: you wanna hear a story?

billie: yes sure

me: once upon a time, i ran over your dog last night.

Why don’t blind people skydive? – Because it scares their dogs too much!

This Chinese girl didn’t know what a sausage roll was so i replied, its like a spring roll with sausage in it but not any dog or cat how you have it.

wha can you tella dog, but not your girlfriend…? come

I went to the zoo the other day. The only animal there was a dog. It was a Shih-tzu (shit zoo).

where do you find a dog with no arms or legs -where you left it

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away, you’d run too if your name was dgergbbfdnbj

what do you call a dog with no legs? It dosent matter what you call him,he isnt coming.

How does the dog dance? He doesn’t…he’s dead

What happened when the dog played golf? He hit the ball into the ruff.

A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It’s a Shitzu.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn’t matter, he won’t come anyway.

What’s a homo police dog?

A gay-9

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