Demon Slayer jokes

So, my friend and I were talking this time. I asked them what they would do if they ever met Rengoku. They said that they would probably like shake his hand or something, but I said I would lick his forehead. Wtf?

My teacher: If you could go anywhere, where would you go?

Me: Demon Slayer.

My teacher: Why?

The quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!

Why couldn't George Floyd become a Demon Slayer?

Because he couldn't breathe.

"Demon Slayer" is yay, and who's your favorite in "Demon Slayer"?

What did Rengoku say to his class?

"Set your school ablaze!"

Did you hear about the new Exorcist movie? The Devil came to get the Priest out of the child.

playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.

Chuck Norris once heard nothing can kill him. So he tracked down nothing and killed it.

Got into a fight last night. We both had blades. He cut me deep. I thought I was gone, but he forgot to keep the water running.

Weird thing was that we were in the fight of our lives in the restroom and that guy kinda looked like me.

What is a reversed exorcism?

It's when it's the demon who's telling the priest to get out of the child's body.