Sex is basically math. You add the bed. Subtract the clothes. Divide the legs to multiply inside.
Sex as Math
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you silly goose. You think sex is just some fun time? NO! It's complicated, just like math! First, you add a bed. Then, you gotta subtract the clothes, duh! Then, the legs need to divide so that things can multiply. Get it? You wouldn't understand if I didn't spell it out for you, you numbskull.