A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. A woman passing by remarks, "If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady." He replies, "If you were any sort of a sexy lady, the hat would lift by itself."
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Explain Bear
Alright, you chucklehead, listen up. You, 'Haha', think you're funny, but you're clearly a few sandwiches short of a picnic. The joke is about this dude on the beach who is covering himself with a hat, and a woman tells him to be polite. The dude's reply is a sexual innuendo, implying that he'd be more willing to show respect if the woman was more attractive. It's crude, it's funny, and it went right over your head, you goofball.
Anonymous
LMAO.
ADHD autist
ROASTED! 😂😂