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Wish

😶‍🌫️

The image is a four-panel meme. In the left panels, a man is crying. The first panel says, "Santa, I want a dragon." The second panel says, "Ok! I want a girlfriend." The right panels show Santa. In the first panel, he says, "Be realistic." In the second panel, he says, "Which colour dragon do you need?" Underneath the last panels, it says, "Forever alone" with a laughing emoji.

Kid

The image shows text that reads, "kids who died of dehydration because you can't drink until you're 21", above a skeleton laying on the ground.

Haircut

Also me on the car ride home:

The image shows a two-part scene. The first part is text that reads, "Barber: you like it? Me: yup perfect!" The second part depicts a person in a car, looking distressed and covering their mouth with their hand. The text "Also me on the car ride home:" is above the person.

Battery

GOD DAM THAAT MUST HURT

A close up photo of a woman's face. She has nose piercings and her eyes are closed. A hand is holding a 9V battery to her tongue. The text reads: "How you jump start a millennial..."

Police

The image shows a person responding to a police officer's question. The text reads: Police: "How high are you?" Me: No officer, it's hi, how are you?

Pray

me when I go to my grandma's

A chipmunk with very full cheeks looks slightly startled. The text says: When you already started eating and someone says "Let's pray".

God

Tony, am I ugly?

The image shows a four-panel comic strip featuring the Hulk and Tony Stark. In the first panel, the Hulk asks, "Tony, am I ugly?" In the second panel, Tony replies, "God made no one ugly!" In the third panel, the Hulk says, "Thanks!" with a smile. In the final panel, Tony, with a sarcastic expression, asks, "But who the hell made you?"

Test

When you beat the system

The image shows a text at the top saying: "Teacher: Write True or False". Below it is written "Frlse". Below these elements is a two-panel image. On the left is a man smiling and pointing at his head with the word "STUDENT" under him. On the right is a man looking surprised and skeptical with the word "TEACHER" under him.

List

Expand

A screenshot of a Wikipedia page titled "List of school massacres", with a note saying "This list is incomplete, you can help by expanding it", below it is a picture of Barry B. Benson, from the movie Bee Movie, making a strange, almost maniacal face.

Sex

💀😂

The image depicts a conversation where a 6-year-old child looks at their mom's ID card, specifically the sex designation "F". The child laughs and when asked why, they state, "I can't believe you're so bad in sex that you failed in it." The image finishes with the text: "Husband died laughing."

Teacher

lol so true

A meme featuring Shrek with a slightly disgusted and amused face, captioned: "When the teacher is yelling at someone and you try not to laugh."

Let go

jim please

The image consists of two panels. The top panel is a drawing showing three hands holding a rope. The rope is broken. The text says "Sometimes what you're trying to hold on is exactly what you should let go off." The bottom panel is a black and white photograph showing a person dangling from a cliff, being held by a rope from someone on the edge. The text says "But it's so relatable. Jim, please."

Reverse Card

🤐

The image shows a meme with two text panels and a picture. The top text says, "doctor: you have three days to live." Below this is text that says "me:" next to an Uno reverse card image. The bottom text is "doctor:", below which is a picture of a surprised-looking Kermit the Frog.

Autism test

I think

A Lego figure is shown in an orange vest standing with arms out in a movie still. The text above the figure says, "Me asking my dad how I got 100% on the Autism Test even though I didn't practice for it:" The text at the bottom says, "...because you are The Special."

People

like if this you and or if its funny

A white chihuahua with a grumpy look on its face is shown in the passenger seat of a car. The text above the dog says: "Morning people vs me".

Day

If you laugh your a legend <3 have a downy day

A photo of a man with Down syndrome wearing a police uniform in a car with the text "OFFICER DOWN" overlayed on it.

Kid

all kids

A young boy is crying in an elevator. The text says "When you didn't get to press the elevator button..." The handle @MYKIDICRIED is visible in the right corner of the image.

Dark Humor

🤣

A meme with two parts. The upper part is a dialogue between a kid and a mother about dark humor. The mother tells her kid to tell a man without arms to clap. The kid responds he's blind, and the mother says, "Exactly." The bottom part shows a man in a sports uniform being interviewed in front of a football field at night. The text on the image says, "They had us in the first half, not gonna lie."

Pronoun

Allow me to assume please.

A drawing shows two people facing each other. The first person, on the left, asks "how are you?". The second person answers: "my pronouns are...", and the person on the right replies: "You have exactly 10 seconds to get the fuck out of my house."

Year

When the Lego set says 9-12Years but you finish it in 1 hour

A cartoon figure with a surprised face says, "excuse me what the fuck"

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