You jokes
You should never suppress a fart. It travels up the spine high into the brain. That's where the shit ideas come from.
Better to drink until you wave it off than to wave it down.
What would you call a Spanish Notch?
El Notch-o.
What would you call a cat royal’s descendants?
A feline.
How do you make a blow job OSHA compliant? You add a railing!
So there were these two wind turbines standing in a field, and one of them asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?"
The other thinks for a moment and says, "I'm a big metal fan."
Why is chemotherapy like a five-star meal?
Because you have to have money to pay for it.
How do you make a blonde girl stop screaming in bed? Pull out of her.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"Why are you shaking? She's gonna eat me later!"
What's something you shouldn't tell a paraplegic that's being confronted by a bully?
Just walk away.
The legs are soft and delicious.
How much can you earn in Selkan Toko Na Sinsel? Njpopularnijssa bronia jost. My grandma was already eto nasaba of the other sachan without me. Then you will be satisfied.
What can you say in bed and in piano class? Im fingering A Minor
What do you call a gay baseball player? A homo-run-sexual.
I was in bio when my teacher asked what would happen if all predators were gone in an ecosystem.
The kid in the back raised his hand and said, "So what IS gonna happen to you?"
What's the difference between a priest and customer service?
At least you can call customer service and tell them how your experience was.
Yo Mama so fat, she could fit you in her stomach.
Yo Mama so dumb, she needs 10 explanation bears to understand you.
Do you know what the secret is to have a smoking hot body?
Cremation.
What do you call someone in a wheelchair being pushed by a cannibal?
A to-go order.
When it comes to mosquitoes in Africa, should you feel bad that they're getting AIDS from their victims?