You jokes
What do you call a gay Pikachu? Penischew.
Why do you think SpongeBob will be good at sex? Because he's always ready.
Maybe I should call you Patrick Star, wanna know why?
Because you're fat, stupid, lazy and everyone laughs at you for it.
You're so skinny that every time you get an X-ray, you call it a selfie.
Friends you eat with are called "tastebuds".
If I'm dying and you ask me what's my type, I will say Karl Jacobs. Then my monitor will start beeping and y'all will get dragged out screaming, "YOUR BLOOD TYPEEEE!"
You're so sad that you make the Great Depression look like a better time period to live in.
I went up to a dude with no arms, pulled out my speaker, and started playing "If You're Happy and You Know It, Clap Your Hands".
Have you heard of the foundation called Autism Speaks?
No, it screeches.
This is for all of the men.
What do you call a penis that disappears? A Magic Johnson.
How do you make a pool table laugh?
You tickle its balls.
Q: What do you call a group of kids with Down's Syndrome?
A: Chromie homies.
What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A milkshake!
Why don't fish play basketball?
Because they're scared of the net!
Why can't you play the guitar on a fish?
Because you can't tuna fish!
What do you call an American bee?
A USB!
What fruit likes to go down the slide?
Kiwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
That's all my jokes in mind, y'all!
How do you spell bee reversed?
əəq
I watched a potato farmer get arrested the other day.
She kept yelling, "Do you know who I yam?"
What do you call a dancing chair?
Ring around a Rosie.
What do you call a disabled man with a gun?
"Special forces."
Today a canvasser came to my door asking if I wanted to make a donation to protect women in the Congo.
I told her no.
The canvasser got a little upset with me and said, "Don't you know that the Congo is the rape capital of the world?"
"Then they should be used to it by now," I replied.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
If you are a female pedo, I am looking for you.
And if you want, I'll give you my wand.
What do you call a puffer fish? A fish!