You jokes
How do you fit 4 gay guys on 1 barstool?
Turn it upside down and shove a leg up each of their asses.
Why do you not go to a gay man's BBQ?
Because the hotdogs taste like shit.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
FBI wants my penis, can I hide it in you?
How do you make sure a rape victim doesn’t testify against you?
Kill her first.
What do you call a robot that feels like the opposite gender?
A transformer.
What do you get when you combine Michael J. Fox and a cow?
A milkshake.
Pretend you're an orphan and I'm telling you a joke:
Your mom.
How do you stop a gang of black men from raping a white girl?
Throw them a basketball.
How Bibi celebrates Valentine's Day:
“I want to nutinyahu.”
“I’d blow up a school for you.”
“Can I be your ‘chosen person?’ 👉👈”
“I wanna bibi inside yo pp.”
Tung tung tung sahur. Three tungs when you say his name? So many tungs I oughta call you a polyglot.
Need a sock puppet for a joke.
"Hey Soccy?" "What?" "Where do you come from?" "The laundry bin... I don’t wanna talk about it!" 🤣
What's the difference between parking a car and finding a girlfriend?
All the good ones are taken, so you stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody finds out.
(Teacher): "What's one sport you want to do, but you're not good at?"
(Me): "Suicide."
A man complains to a slave dealer: "The slave you sold me died!"
"By the gods," replies the dealer, "he never did that when I owned him!"
What do you call a crackhead with no crack?
Pointless.
What were Christa McAuliffe’s last words to her husband?
"You feed the dog, I’ll feed the fish."
How many prostitutes does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they just put the light bulb up their pussy and ask you to pay.
What's the best part about getting a lap dance from an Asian woman?
Her eyes are so narrow that she can't see if you don't pay her.
What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
Heh, what do you call two girls who love scissors?
Lesbians! Bahahah!