How do you blindfold an Asian?
With string!
Little Johnny goes to his mum and asks, "Mummy, what's rape?"
Little Johnny's mum answers, "The way you got here."
Q: If you're going to rape an AISH worker and suddenly lose your boner, what do you do?
A: Use your fist.
If you can't afford a blow up doll, just go down to your local AISH office.
Rape is always unequivocally wrong.
Unless it's an AISH worker. Then you give her anal.
Many people are prejudiced against Chinese and think that Chinese eat cats and dogs. In fact, the Chinese eat mice, locusts, spiders, chameleons, baby girls.
The Chinese buy fresh baby girls who died from hospitals, they call her "pork ribs".
It's a joke as long as you don't use Google search.
When the Chinese make up 10% of the population, they are pacifists. When the Chinese make up 50%, this will become a Chinese province. When the Chinese make up 70%, you will be in a concentration camp.
How did you know the Chinese were coming?
The manhole covers in town have disappeared.
Q. What do you get when you blindfold a racist?
A. A Notsee.
What do you call an emo kid with light up shoes?
A human chandelier.
Yo, you have the biggest Oliver brain, which means you are the dumbest boy ever.
Are you a blood bender? 'Cause you're making my blood go south🖤.
What did the SS say when A.H. was running out of ideas?
"You Wannsee my 'final solution'?"
Q. What's the difference between fucking a coma patient and fucking a cabbage?
A. You have to cut a hole in the cabbage.
It's not rape if you say "April Fools!"
When you hear Michael Jackson talk about his "perfect 10," make sure you hide your 10-year-old son.
What do you call a fat transgender midget?
Jigglypuff.
What do you call a fat midget?
Jigglypuff.
Q. What's Jeffery Dahmer's favourite song? A. Pieces of You.
What do you call a black woman?
A Nigg-girl.
