You jokes

Irish

What do you call an Irish lesbian? A gay lick.

Bad

What’s the difference between toilet paper and a curtain?

So, it was you....

Michael Jackson

How do you know when you're near Wacko Jacko's grave? When 'Thriller' is out and about.

Sex

What is the speed limit for sex? 68, because if you go any faster, you’ll have to turn around.

Blonde

What do you call a blonde girl standing on her hands?

A brunette with bad breath.

Hairline

Nah, did your barber catch a seizure while lining you up?

Cowgirl

Why is reverse cowgirl illegal in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.

Abortion

How do you flatten curves?

With an abortion.

Roast

I'd say you were the spawn of Satan, but that would be an insult to Satan.

Common

What does a one-night stand have in common with earthquakes? You never know how long they'll last.

Church

Did you hear about the streaker in church? He was caught by the organ.

Viagra

There's a new Viagra and prune juice diet that's out.

Unfortunately, you can't tell if you're coming or going.

Viagra

What do you get when you mix Viagra with spinach?

Strong to the finish.

Roast

I'm not saying you're annoying. But if rectal herpes were a person, it would be you.

Two ropes meet. They ask each other, "Why are you wearing a hijab?" The other replies, "I want to go into the water now."

Lesbian

Did you hear about the lesbian midget? She probably came out of the cabinet.

Orphan

What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? Hot Wheels.

Michael Jackson

Did you hear? There is a new toy for boys ages 2-10. It's called Jackson. A tiny white doll, with black Jackson. Get it while supplies last.

Girl

What does it mean if you can remember a girl's eye color?

She had small tits.