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Pussy

    • If you eat pussy, and if you are what you eat, does that mean eating pussy makes you a pussy?

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    • Suicide Bomber

    • What's the difference between a suicide bomber and your mom?

    A suicide bomber doesn't abort their mission like your mom did when she had you.

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    • Genie

    • A man walks into a bar and places a 12-inch man onto the counter as well as a small piano. The 12-inch man starts playing the piano really well.

    The bartender asks the man where he got the 12-inch man. The man says there is a genie two blocks around the corner.

    The bartender runs to the genie and makes a wish. The bartender comes back with 1 million ducks. The bartender says to the man, "That genie is dumb! I asked for 1 million bucks."

    The man says, "Do you really think I asked for a 12-inch pianist?"

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    • Handshake

    • What was the difference between the Federal Republic of Germany and the German Democratic Republic?

    Federal Republic: The harder you work, the more you get.

    Democratic Republic: The harder you work, the firmer the handshake and nothing else.

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    • Dark Humor

    • What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.

    What do you call ten lesbians in a room together? Fingerhut.

    What do you call two lesbians in a closet together? A liquor cabinet.

    What do you call a room full of 50 lesbians and fifty congressmen? 100 people who don't do dick.

    Why don't women wear miniskirts in the winter? 'Cause they would get chapped lips.

    What do a cliff jumper and a gay man have in common? If the rubber breaks, they're in deep shit.

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    • Lore

    • Ok, so let me tell y'all the lore. Basically, what happened was there's these mfs called Rhys and a guy named Mobrur. Mobrur is a fish basically from Bangladesh and Israel, so he's just a fish because he's Netanyahu's cousin, and Liam is from Australia; he's just a white piece of crap.

    Basically, what happened was they knocked up each other because they were drunk and jumping on Netanyahu's beer belly, and it was all just a mess. Rhys is trying to get child support and half property from Fish, but he won't give it because he is nasty and claiming what isn't his, and he said, "No one likes you." So to summarize it, he killed him and is in jail now.

    And there he met Mooha and he turned straight, Alhamdulillah! EVERYONE SAY ALHAMDULILLAH! He became straight, then Mooha got knocked up in prison and the guards beat them and they died.