DNA Test Result

This is a classic dad joke where the dad's response implies that he's not the son's biological father, and that the son should call him by his first name instead of "dad". It's funny because of the sudden and unexpected shift in the relationship and implies a possible secret or scandal.

• Son
• Dad
• Family
• Relationship
• Identity
• George

• "Oh daddy," the kid said. "I love you so much!" "Hey," the man responded. "Until we get the DNA test results, I'm just Harry to you!"
• Dad: Ok son, if you fail this test, you're no longer my child, ok? Son: Ok dad. AFTER TEST Dad: Hey son, how'd the test go? Son: Son?
• Son: Dad, I know I'm adopted. Dad: Well, how do you know? Son: I found the adoption papers. Dad: That is for your mum. If you know, you know.
• Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA? A: Do these genes make my butt look fat? 💩