Emo girl jokes

I told the emo girl to stop playing fruit ninja on her wrists.

What do you call emo girls?

Cutting boards.

I need to fuck an emo girl... those bitches are limited edition!

An emo girl jumped out of a tree at the same time a feather fell to the ground... What hit the ground first?

The feather, the girl was stopped by a rope.

What hits the ground first, an apple or an emo girl?

The rope would catch her.

Yesterday I asked an emo girl if she's jealous when her phone dies.

Emo girls are bad, but what's worse? Cutting yourself.

What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!

What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?

A cutting board.

What do you do when you run out of lines on your book?

You look at the emo girl and say, "Hey, can I borrow your arm?"

The emo girl got jealous that her phone died and not her.

What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?

Hang 'em high.

I said to the emo girl, "She gets jealous every time her phone dies."

An emo girl dyed her hair red.

Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.

When the emo girl is in a movie and the director says, "Cut."

How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?

You cut the rope.

What has only one sense of style?

An emo girl.

Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?

The emo girl still bleeds.

What did the emo guy say to the emo girl?

"Like ur cute g."