Emo girl

Emo Girl Jokes

Girl

I need to fuck an emo girl... those bitches are limited edition!

Light

I told the emo girl that I bet she's jealous of the hanging lights in the gym.

Girl

An emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five... the tree left her hanging.

People

Why do people like dating us emo girls? Because of the texture on our thighs.

Code

Emo girls be like: How much am I worth...

Girl, scan the code on your wrist!

Apple

If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?

The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.

Photosynthesis

The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.

Emo

Yesterday I asked an emo girl if she's jealous when her phone dies.

Feather

An emo girl jumped out of a tree at the same time a feather fell to the ground... What hit the ground first?

The feather, the girl was stopped by a rope.

Ground

What hits the ground first, an apple or an emo girl?

The rope would catch her.

Emo

What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!

Line

What do you do when you run out of lines on your book?

You look at the emo girl and say, "Hey, can I borrow your arm?"

Hair

An emo girl dyed her hair red.

Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.

Girl

I said to the emo girl, "She gets jealous every time her phone dies."