I need to fuck an emo girl... those bitches are limited edition!
i told the emo girl that i bet shes jealous of the hanging lights in the gym
What do you call a flat chested emo girl
A cutting board
An Emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five... the tree left her hanging
why do people like dating us emo girls? because of the texture on our thighs
Why don’t emo girls go to self checkout
Because every time they scan it scans twice.
Emo girls be like- how much am I worth... Girl scan the code on your wrist
i told the emo girl to stop playing fruit ninja on her wrists
If you drop an apple and an emo girl who falls first????
The apple becuase the emo girl hung
The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on
what hits the ground first a apple or a emo girl..... the rope would catch her
I Bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper
Yesterday I asked an emo girl if shes jealous when her phone dies.
An emo girl jumped out of a tree at the same time a feather fell to the ground... What hit the ground first? The feather, the girl was stopped by a rope.
Emo girls are bad but whats worst cutting yourself.
What do emo boys and emo girls have in common they both wanna die and cut so they can die faster but they are already dead already dead to me!
What do you call a flat chest emo girl?
A cutting board.
What do you do when you run out of lines on your book? You look at the emo girl and say "Hey, can I borrow your arm?"
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl? The emo girl still bleeds.
what is an emo girls favorite map in halo....... hang em high
