Emo girl jokes

I need to fuck an emo girl... those bitches are limited edition!

I told the emo girl to stop playing fruit ninja on her wrists.

If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?

The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.

The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.

Yesterday I asked an emo girl if she's jealous when her phone dies.

What hits the ground first, an apple or an emo girl?

The rope would catch her.

An emo girl jumped out of a tree at the same time a feather fell to the ground... What hit the ground first?

The feather, the girl was stopped by a rope.

I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.

Emo girls are bad, but what's worse? Cutting yourself.

What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!

What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?

A cutting board.

What do you do when you run out of lines on your book?

You look at the emo girl and say, "Hey, can I borrow your arm?"

When the emo girl is in a movie and the director says, "Cut."

What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?

Hang 'em high.

An emo girl dyed her hair red.

Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.

What do you call emo girls?

Cutting boards.

I said to the emo girl, "She gets jealous every time her phone dies."

The emo girl got jealous that her phone died and not her.

Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.

How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?

You cut the rope.