Emo girl jokes

What do you call emo girls?

Cutting boards.

I ask the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.

If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?

The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.

I told the emo girl to stop playing fruit ninja on her wrists.

An emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five... the tree left her hanging.

Why don’t emo girls go to self checkout?

Because every time they scan, it scans twice.

What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?

A cutting board.

What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?

Hang 'em high.

What did the emo guy say to the emo girl?

"Like ur cute g."

I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.

Emo girls be like: How much am I worth...

Girl, scan the code on your wrist!

When the emo girl is in a movie and the director says, "Cut."

What do you do when you run out of lines on your book?

You look at the emo girl and say, "Hey, can I borrow your arm?"

I need to fuck an emo girl... those bitches are limited edition!

I told the emo girl that I bet she's jealous of the hanging lights in the gym.

An emo girl jumped out of a tree at the same time a feather fell to the ground... What hit the ground first?

The feather, the girl was stopped by a rope.

I am a God. Na, na, na, na, na, na. Yeah.

She's got makeup by the mirror in her bedroom, Thigh-high fishnets and some black boots, Nose pierced with the cigarette perfume, Half dead, but she still looks so cute. She is a monster in disguise, And she knows all the words to the trap songs, Takes pic's with a cherry-red lipstick, Says she only dates guys with a big..., mmm

What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!

I scanned an emo girl's arm the other day. Now I own her, only 3.99 with tax. That's a steal and a half, woopeeee!

Why do people like dating us emo girls? Because of the texture on our thighs.