Emo girl jokes
I need to fuck an emo girl... those bitches are limited edition!
I told the emo girl that I bet she's jealous of the hanging lights in the gym.
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
An emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five... the tree left her hanging.
Why do people like dating us emo girls? Because of the texture on our thighs.
Why don’t emo girls go to self checkout?
Because every time they scan, it scans twice.
Emo girls be like: How much am I worth...
Girl, scan the code on your wrist!
I told the emo girl to stop playing fruit ninja on her wrists.
If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?
The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.
The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.
Yesterday I asked an emo girl if she's jealous when her phone dies.
I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.
An emo girl jumped out of a tree at the same time a feather fell to the ground... What hit the ground first?
The feather, the girl was stopped by a rope.
What hits the ground first, an apple or an emo girl?
The rope would catch her.
What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!
Emo girls are bad, but what's worse? Cutting yourself.
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
What do you do when you run out of lines on your book?
You look at the emo girl and say, "Hey, can I borrow your arm?"
An emo girl dyed her hair red.
Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.
I said to the emo girl, "She gets jealous every time her phone dies."