what did the woman with no hands get for christmas? no idea. she hasn’t opened her present yet.
Kayla
@kayla
WSG WHORES
If you know you know
That me
I'm not saying you're ugly, but you're the reason God created miscarriages!
Kid: "Mom, I had a scary dream. Can I come sleep with you and dad?"
Mom: "Sure, sweetie, sleep in the middle."
Kid: "Dad, can you get the remote out of my back?"
Dad: "That isn't the remote."
*Weird background music*
Literally me after every single relationship
Y'all follow me, please.
Me when I know its my last day of being a cow and I already hate my life
