Receding Hairline Insult

This is a playful insult. It suggests that the person's hairline is receding, and therefore, the person should move backward to match the hairline's apparent movement. It's a funny way to call someone out on their thinning hair.

• Hairline
• Step
• Head
• Insult
• Distance
• Appearance

• Your hairline's so far back that five hour energy became a five day depression.