Emo kid jokes
An apple and an emo kid fall off a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first?
The apple, because the emo kid got caught by the rope.
What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?
Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.
The emo kid tried to give me a handshake. Sadly, I left him hanging.
Yesterday I got detention because I said to the emo kid, "Come hang with us."
When the emo kid looks at you and says, "Fuck you," run!
What is an emo kid's favorite Tool? A rope.
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
What do pears and emo kids have in common?
They both be hanging.
What's your fav color?
"Emo kid hanging."
What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.
What do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit Ninja.
I gave an emo kid money.
He gave me the great depression.
An emo kid and a silent kid would be a good acquaintance because the emo would wish to die, and the silent kid would be the nice guy and grant that wish.
I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.
Can emo kids get happy meals?
How do you get an emo kid out of a tree? Cut the rope.
Why did the emo kid cross the road? To get a box of tissues!
What happens when an emo kid loses a Kahoot? He gets a 25 kill streak.