Emo kid jokes
An apple and an emo kid fall off a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first?
The apple, because the emo kid got caught by the rope.
What happens when an emo kid loses a Kahoot? He gets a 25 kill streak.
I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to "Hang in there."
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
Why did the emo kid get kicked out of the amusement park?
He kept cutting in line.
I got suspended for asking an emo kid if he wants to hang out with me.
How do emo kids complement each other?
They say, "I like ya cuts g."
Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: Wanna hang out?
When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.
What do you call a group of Emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What jumps and never let's go?
An Emo kid.
I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.
Dead.
Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?
The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.
What's the difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos? The bar code on the emo kid gets longer every day.
What game do emo kids love the most? Hangman.
how do u make a emo kid jump? a bridge.
The emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the Oreos.
Q. What is the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. The phrase "jump rope" means different things.
When the school shooter walks by the emo kid and doesn’t feel his gun anymore.
I was in school yesterday and I saw this emo kid with a new cut, so I said, "I like ya cut g." And I slapped him. I don't know why I got in so much trouble. All I did was slap his wrist.
Why do trees never call emo kids?
The emos always hang up on them.
I got detention for giving an emo kid a happy meal.
Why couldn't the emo kid hang himself?
After eating through his feelings, the belt wouldn't fit around his neck.