Emo kid jokes
What happens when an emo kid loses a Kahoot? He gets a 25 kill streak.
An apple and an emo kid fall off a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first?
The apple, because the emo kid got caught by the rope.
Met the emo kid today; he was pretty chill; he was just hanging out.
What falls first, an apple or an Emo kid?
An apple, because the Emo has a rope holding them.
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.
The Emo kid was late to his flight, so he needed to cut to the chase.
If an emo kid takes antidepressant medication, will they be happy?
What animal jumps the highest?
An emo kid, some of them are still up there.
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Kick the chair out from under them.
What's an emo kid's favorite movie?
Suicide Squad.
Why are emo kids the best jumpers?
Because they never fall down.
What is the difference between an emo kid and a jug of milk?
The milk doesn't hang itself after it gets dumped.
What happened when the emo kid gave the tree a high five? It left him hanging.
If an emo kid takes an over-the-counter medication, will they be happy?
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.
If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?
Emo kids are so good at kicking football. I hear they have good hang time.
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree. Which one is gonna land first?
The leaf, because the rope stops the emo kid.
Who can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
What keeps an emo kid from hitting the ground?
The rope.