Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: Wanna hang out?
What's the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
Why couldn't the emo kid hang himself?
After eating through his feelings the belt wouldn't fit around his neck
When the school shooter walks by the emo kid and doesn’t feel his gun anymore.
whats the difference between an emo kid an a leaf... only the leaf reaches the ground.
when you forget the pinata at the birthday party. kids: Aww man. but the emo kid just hung himself. kids:Yaaaaayyy. Parents: Adjust, improvise, overcome, that is the way
why did the emo kid hate the nun (cuz NUN of them where emo)
Why did the emo kid not cross the road.
He was waiting for a car
Btw ik this joke is bad 👎
What do you call a group of Emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What jumps and never let's go?
An Emo kid.
I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.
Dead.
Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?
The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.
I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit
If a emo kid jumps off a building who would win?
Society
I was telling the emo kid emo jokes and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.
An apple and an emo kid fall off a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first?
The apple because the emo kid got caught by the rope
What did the emo kid say to the other?
I like ya cuts g.
Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid? A: Don't leave me hanging
a leaf and a emo kid fall from a tree, who made it to the floor first? the leaf. the emo kid was caught on a rope.
what happens when a emo kid loses a kahoot he gets a 25 kill streak
why does every emo kid try to be like tarzan? so they can swing on the vine
The school shooter encounters the emo kid. He reaches for his gun but the emo kid dissapears. He then finds that his gun is not on him.
an emo kid sees his clothes hanging to dry and he says to his clothes"i wish i were you"
