How to tell if your depressed? You came to a website called worst jokes ever . com looking for a quick smile.
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope...
My mom ask stop making joke about suicide I answer- don’t worry ...I stop soon
i have no friends but then i realize my true friends are anxiety and depression
My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.
Nike isn't helpful for suicidal people. You can't tell them to Just Do It
ahem.. if somebody you dont like, or somebody random just calls you in general,
answer the phone with this
Hello thank you for choosing mamas pizzeria/ abortion clinic, your loss is our sauce how may i help you?
or
hello this is davids orphanage you make them we take them how may i help you?
some people reactions are priceless and then the wonder about you mental health
My friend: Ess, stop with the self-harm jokes it's not funny Me: C'mon it's not that deep
Is Depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle
what do depressed people and Apple's have in common?
they both hang from trees
Last week I told my psychiatrist, "I keep thinking about suicide," and he told me from now on I have to pay in advance.
When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
i dont struggle with depression, im used to it
I used to suffer from depression but through hard work, persistence, and never giving up..
I now suffer from anxiety aND depression :\
My friends were worried that I was making suicide jokes so much, so I said "Don't worry, you won't have to hear them much longer."
I called a Suicide Helpline, but they didn't help me commit suicide. Tbh they really left me hanging there
its better being depressed and suicidal than being happy, know why? happiness never lasts forever
My only friend who actually cares: Stop making suicide jokes, I’m really concerned!
Me: Okay I’ll cut it out.
I told my suicidal friends to stop posting suicidal memes they said they will stop soon
Roses are red my mental health is blue Karen got no mom like you.
