Mental Health

Mental Health Jokes

How to tell if you're depressed? You came to a website called "worst jokes ever.com" looking for a quick smile.

Ahem... if somebody you don't like, or somebody random just calls you in general,

answer the phone with this:

"Hello, thank you for choosing Mama's Pizzeria/Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce, how may I help you?"

or

"Hello, this is David's Orphanage, you make them, we take them, how may I help you?"

Some people's reactions are priceless, and then they wonder about your mental health.

Last week I told my psychiatrist, "I keep thinking about suicide," and he told me from now on I have to pay in advance.

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Wanna hear somethin' ironic?

When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can't stop cutting.

I called a Suicide Helpline, but they didn't help me commit suicide. Tbh they really left me hanging there

I used to suffer from depression but through hard work, persistence, and never giving up..

I now suffer from anxiety aND depression :\

My friends were worried that I was making suicide jokes so much, so I said "Don't worry, you won't have to hear them much longer."