Mental Health

Mental Health Jokes

How to tell if your depressed? You came to a website called worst jokes ever . com looking for a quick smile.

ahem.. if somebody you dont like, or somebody random just calls you in general,

answer the phone with this

Hello thank you for choosing mamas pizzeria/ abortion clinic, your loss is our sauce how may i help you?

or

hello this is davids orphanage you make them we take them how may i help you?

some people reactions are priceless and then the wonder about you mental health

Last week I told my psychiatrist, "I keep thinking about suicide," and he told me from now on I have to pay in advance.

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I used to suffer from depression but through hard work, persistence, and never giving up..

I now suffer from anxiety aND depression :\

I called a Suicide Helpline, but they didn't help me commit suicide. Tbh they really left me hanging there

My friends were worried that I was making suicide jokes so much, so I said "Don't worry, you won't have to hear them much longer."

My only friend who actually cares: Stop making suicide jokes, I’m really concerned!

Me: Okay I’ll cut it out.