What do you call somebody in America that is smart?
An immigrant.
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What is white and 9 inches?
Nothing.
What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt.
If you were driving when all the sudden a young kid and an old man run right in front of you, what do you hit?
The brakes you sick bastard.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?
The NBA
Why do horny deaf girl wear right pants? So you can read her lips.
Amber Heard morning schedule: - Wake up - Eat breakfast - Take a shit - Get out of bed - Shower
Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it