What does the Nicaraguan Contras, Crips and Crack have in common? The CIA
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What does the Nicaraguan Contras, Crips and Crack have in common? The CIA
Why did the hooker fall in love? Stockholm syndrome
What's the difference between a hooker and a burrito? I don't eat burritos
What's a my cock and money have in common? Your mom
How many dicks can fit inside of a hooker? I don't know ask your wife
I seen your mom at work the other night. She was talking about how good she was doing. Hands down, best $20 blowjob ever.
When you find out the stripper your banging is a hooker but you're saving money so it's ok
How many hooker's fit in a Cadillac? About 4 in the trunk if you stack em right
How many dead hooker's does it take to change a light bulb? Definitely not 13, because my basement is still dark
How to tell if your depressed? You came to a website called worst jokes ever . com looking for a quick smile.
I was in a motivational seminar about depression the other day and she said i could be anything i wanted to be if i put my mind to it, sometimes you just have to bite the bullet and do it even if it's messy
What the difference between a bridge and a burrito? I can't jump off a burrito
If your here for a cheap laugh about suicide, I'll give you some real killer jokes!
Depressed procrastinators feel like they wanna kill themselves sometime soon
Autoerotic asphyxiation because hanging in there can be hard
A man walks into a bar and say I'm feeling depressed what do you have to cheer me up? The bartender replied: a shotgun
All these suicide jokes are fucking killing me
Suicide is as easy as my ex wife
Playing Russian roulette alone means you're bound to be a winner eventually