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What does the Nicaraguan Contras, Crips and Crack have in common? The CIA

What does the Nicaraguan Contras, Crips and Crack have in common? The CIA

What's the difference between a hooker and a burrito? I don't eat burritos

I seen your mom at work the other night. She was talking about how good she was doing. Hands down, best $20 blowjob ever.

When you find out the stripper your banging is a hooker but you're saving money so it's ok

How many hooker's fit in a Cadillac? About 4 in the trunk if you stack em right

How many dead hooker's does it take to change a light bulb? Definitely not 13, because my basement is still dark

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I was in a motivational seminar about depression the other day and she said i could be anything i wanted to be if i put my mind to it, sometimes you just have to bite the bullet and do it even if it's messy

What the difference between a bridge and a burrito? I can't jump off a burrito

If your here for a cheap laugh about suicide, I'll give you some real killer jokes!

Depressed procrastinators feel like they wanna kill themselves sometime soon

A man walks into a bar and say I'm feeling depressed what do you have to cheer me up? The bartender replied: a shotgun

Playing Russian roulette alone means you're bound to be a winner eventually