I don’t know what’s worse: Finding bucket loads of porn on my dad’s laptop, or finding out he was in all of them

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They say watching child porn will get me 20 years in Jail. I prefer to think of it as two 10 year olds

A husband walks into his house to find his wife watching Gordan Ramsey’s F-king cooking show! Husband:STOP WATCHING THAT F-KING SHIT!!! YOU CAN’T COOK TO SAVE YOUR LIFE!!! WIFE: SO WHAT??! YOU WATCH PORN DON’T YOU!!!

My girlfriend is a porn star. – She will kill me if she finds out.

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Get somebody to do it for u

My whife caught me one day for watching a porn channel so i quickly turned the tv to a fishing channel. On her way out she said: ‘You should stay on the porn channel. You know how to fish!’

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My girlfiends a porn star

She kill me if she found out

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Porn Cocktail.

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