my new girl friend is a porn star she would probably kill me if she found out

I don’t know what’s worse: Finding bucket loads of porn on my dad’s laptop, or finding out he was in all of them

My girlfiends a porn star

She kill me if she found out

Whats the difference between a mosquito and a pornstar?? One stops sucking when u smack it

My girlfriend is a porn star. – She will kill me if she finds out.

They say watching child porn will get me 20 years in Jail. I prefer to think of it as two 10 year olds

A husband walks into his house to find his wife watching Gordan Ramsey’s F-king cooking show! Husband:STOP WATCHING THAT F-KING SHIT!!! YOU CAN’T COOK TO SAVE YOUR LIFE!!! WIFE: SO WHAT??! YOU WATCH PORN DON’T YOU!!!

What’s a good way to masturbate???

Get somebody to do it for u

New civil war themed porn title: “Harriet Tubman gets hit with something other than an iron ingot”

For pedophiles, watching teen porn must be like watching mature porn.

vladimir putin is probably a homo-phobe because he has to go through life the name of a gay porn star

Indian porn Ooooh oooh oooh Baaaaaa

let me tell you a story there once was a bro who constantly choked on chodes he didnt want his bros to ever know that he constantly choked on chodes he lived in a dorm and all day he watched porn but still he would suck on some corn one day he would go to go choke on some tasty chode but his bros found out gave him a shout and kicked him out yeling that he broke the bro code

Porn sex noises

You walk into a mcdonalds and you ask for some extra mayo and they put to much on there. I say I didn’t order a Mc cumshot

Why did the guy take a bath cuz he cum and it was too mess

What is a lesbian’s favorite potato chip flavor?

Porn Cocktail.

A girl comes up to her dad and says can I borrow the car tonite I want to go this party dad says if u give a head job girl says your r my dad how can u say that dad says if u want the car girl thinks ok she starts dad that taste like shut dad yer your brother wanted the this morning