My whife caught me one day for watching a porn channel so i quickly turned the tv to a fishing channel. On her way out she said: ‘You should stay on the porn channel. You know how to fish!’

I don’t know what’s worse: Finding bucket loads of porn on my dad’s laptop, or finding out he was in all of them

my new girl friend is a porn star she would probably kill me if she found out

Whats the difference between a mosquito and a pornstar?? One stops sucking when u smack it

A husband walks into his house to find his wife watching Gordan Ramsey’s F-king cooking show! Husband:STOP WATCHING THAT F-KING SHIT!!! YOU CAN’T COOK TO SAVE YOUR LIFE!!! WIFE: SO WHAT??! YOU WATCH PORN DON’T YOU!!!

My girlfriend is a porn star. – She will kill me if she finds out.

What’s the difference between a phone and a girl?? You can turn it off whenever you want

What’s the difference between a porn star and a mosquito One stops sucking when you snack it

I almost got caught watching porn.My mom got the bill for the account but luckily dad had my back.I mean we do use the same account

They say watching child porn will get me 20 years in Jail. I prefer to think of it as two 10 year olds

What’s a good way to masturbate???

Get somebody to do it for u

What is a porn star’s favourite potato crisp flavour…

prawn COCKtail

Here is a dark joke for you guys…‘Why do pornstars scream DADDY!! in their videos…because they were child molested by their father’

You walk into a mcdonalds and you ask for some extra mayo and they put to much on there. I say I didn’t order a Mc cumshot

My girlfiends a porn star

She kill me if she found out

What starts with s and ends with erm? SuperM. This means both matrix and master so take out the u and then you just get master. When you think of sperm you think of porn. If your a master at something your also a star at it. So you get porn star.

New civil war themed porn title: “Harriet Tubman gets hit with something other than an iron ingot”

For pedophiles, watching teen porn must be like watching mature porn.

All-star gay mix

Somebody once told me The world is gonna rape me The dick’s the hardest part of the body She looked like she’s having fun With her finger and her thumb In the shape of an “L” in her bumhole

Well, I started cumming And she started cumming Fed with dick, she’s in love with bumming Didn’t make sense not to live for bum Your dick gets hard, but your ass gets numb

So much to fuck, so much to suck So what’s wrong with eating the asshole? You’ll never know if you don’t try You’ll never taste if you don’t lick

Hey now, you’re a porn star Get your sex on, bum pain Hey now, you’re a porn star Suck a schlong, ass frail And all that glitters is cum Only sperm heads break the female egg

It’s a gay place and they say it gets gayer You’re licking bum now, wait 'til your a bit older But the bent boys beg to differ Judging by the hole in the homeless mans throat

The sperm in the bath is getting pretty thin The sperms getting warm so you might as well swim My world’s on cocaine, how about yours? That’s the way I like it and I never get raped!

Hey now, you’re a porn star Get your sex on, bum pain Hey now, you’re a porn star Suck a willy, ass frale And all that glitters is cum Only sperm heads break the female egg

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