Shit Jokes

What did 1 buttcheeck say to the other? "Together we can stop this shit".

If you shit in a church is it a holy shit?

If you're ever bored, try scaring the shit out of an Asian to see their eyes open for the first time.

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I hate Likebeggers.They are just writing some stupid ,,Like if" shit just to get attention.I mean thats so lazy.So unorginal and stupid.

Anyways can this get 100 Likes please?

Fancy playing rodeo sex? “ ok then” she said !! then put your dick in her ass and say it’s not as tight as ya sisters ass and hold on for dear life .. real life cow bow boy shit !!!

STOP SAYING NEGATIVE SHIT ABOUT DARK HUMOUR JOKES!! IF IT BUGS YOU THAT BAD THEN GO AWAY!! THAT'LL SOLVE EVERYTHING BUT WORLD HUNGER AND FAILED ABORTION

What does B.I.B.L.E. Bull Shit In Book Lacking Evidence Does it cycle now?

paki curry is shit

I remember grandpas last words “oh shit it’s in drive”

Why does a kid yell shit

Because he had to take one.

This shit is weird (as baby girl pees)dad “trust me shitting is weirder “

when i shit in the toliet i think that if shit hard anuff I can see my asshole plug.

My mom gave me a box of chocolates and she said life is like a box of chocolates but then it kind of tastes like dog shit.

Jesus took bread and said: "This is my flesh!" Then he took wine and said: "This is my blood!" Then he took mayonnaise and Peter said: "Holy shit, now we gotta stop him!"

wanna hear a joke? your face

Did you hear about the gays that had a baby? It was a little shit

just shit my pants and it ran all down my legs... last time i eat at popeyes 😑

aunt: on internet buying weight loss pills for 15 dollars neice: i found that show on Netflix that you wanted to watch its 3 dollars to watch aunt: im not paying for that shit neice: yet u sit there and buy weight loss pills

Today there was a big test for Little Timmy. During the test, Timmy had to take a really huge shit. So he rushed to the bathroom. He took a while in there. When he was done, he had realized there was no more toilet paper left. Since there was nothing around him to use, the only thing he could do was wipe with his hand. His time in the bathroom was up, and he needed to finish that test! He didn’t have time to wash his hands. So he hurried back. The problem was, the hand he wiped with was his right hand. He used his left hand to complete the test, which made him fail. When he got home, his mother was standing there crossing her arms. “Timmy, the teacher had called and said you wrote sloppy on your test. Why is that?” Timmy replied, “Oh, it’s because I caught a leprechaun with my right hand, but if I opened it my classmates would scare him away, so I had to use my left.” Timmy’s mother glared at him with disbelief. “Timmy, I don’t believe you. Now open your hand!” Timmy did so and opened his hand. “See, mother? I said you’d scare the shit out of him!”