My dad called me as i said i shit in my sisters mouth. Impossible? Nope.

Jesus took bread and said: “This is my flesh!” Then he took wine and said: “This is my blood!” Then he took mayonnaise and Peter said: “Holy shit, now we gotta stop him!”

JACK smoked some shit in the casino bathroom, Then fucked a slut, Played some slots, Took some shots, then shot a JOKER

It’s a sad story, because JACK killed himself But he died with a smile

Timmy:grabs box of trojans Daddy:… Timmy: Well come on diddy! Daddy: Well shit lets go son! Both: YEE YEE

SWEET HOME ALABAMA

Why does shit come out your asshole? Cause fuck you that’s why

gay shit

What’s 12 inches long and begins with a p?

A shit

Ur mum smells like shit ye so she sucks a man off and washenmasheen yo don’t at me yeh u chiken breath

I SHIT ON YOUR FURNITURE.

puerto Rican teen: I’m a waste a failure, NUNCA LO PODRA ASER (ill never be able to do it) the mother: AI NINO ( OH CHILD ) the teen: QUE? ( WHAT?) the mother: NO TE PONGA CON ESTA MIELDA OTRAVES! ( DONT START WITH THIS SHIT AGAIN) the teen: I CANT DO SHIT RIGHT MAMA the mother: OOOHHH YEAH WELL TU SI PUEDES ABLAR MIELDA DE TI, I BOTAR BASURA! (YOU SURE CAN TALK CRAP ABOUT YOURSELF AND THROW OUT THE TRASH) the teen: QUAL ( WIHCH) the mother: MADRE DE DIOS (MOTHER OF GOD) the teen: AVIA UNA NEGRA I OTRA BLANKA ( THERE WAS A BLACK ONE AND WHITE ONE) a phone buzzes the teen: whose phone is that ma? unknown: MR PRESIDENT IF YOU TAKE AWAY THE CONFEDERATE FLAG HOW AM I SUPPOSED WHO THE BAD WHITE PEOPLE ARE

  • runs to bag opens white one and sticks hand in* the teen : HAIR GELL

Q: Why couldn’t the Queer wist eating his hot dog? A: Because it tasted like shit.

Ex girlfriend “i can smell fish” Ex boyfriend “i can smell shit” Ex boyfriend “ well how many boys swam down there” Ex girlfriend “20!” Fish “ wasn’t mean I don’t swim around mistakes”

at-my-most-fear i shit my paints

What’s the difference between a bicycle?

A banana, because vests don’t have sleeves.

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keep it going on lol

Q: What did Tim say when his girlfriend fell down a rabbit hole? A: Hole-y shit!

Roses are blue violets are blue

What ohh shit!!! I hate having dyslexia

How old r u…? I don’t give a shit stfu and get in ma van. “ NO NO NO” I’ll give u some candy.” Oh ok🤩” is crummy bears alright??

Knock knock. ẅhos there¨ you… You who. you smell like shit

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You need to fuck off with this website . It’s shit.

your mamma so ugly when the baby came out of her the baby didn’t cry the baby said what the hell is this shit and walked out of the hospital.

The KING took a shit on the craps table at the casino

Never trust a donky, they are always full of shit.

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