A girls pussy is a muff and when we have something against or mouths they say our voice is muffled so do I think the origin of the word muffled is talking while eating muff
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Farmer walks into his bedroom with his wife in bed with a sheep under his arm says this is the pig I’m fucking she say u idiot that’s a sheep he says shut up I wasn’t talking to you
Man goes to a doctor says he’s having problems shitting so the doctor gives him so enama and says he needs to do it a few times at home but does the first one for him so the guy bends over the table lubs him up and shoves it deep in him and he yells. so later the man goes home and tells his wife he needs her help with the enama so he bends over she lubs him up puts a hand on his shouler and she shoves it up there and he starts screaming and cussing and the wife asks did I hurt u? He said no I just realized when the doctor did it he had both hands on my shoulders
Y is it everyone wants to rub a pregnant woman stomach but never the man’s balls where the baby actually came from and the real ones that deserve the congratulations
Went to the doctor told him Ive been having dreams first about a wigwam then about a teepee he said I was 2 tents