I DIDNT FART MY ASS LIKES YOU SO MUCH IT JUST BLEW YOU A KISS!
A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks do you have any problems with shit sticking to your fur and the rabbit says no So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit
I think my coworkers are gay. -- Every time I walk by, they mumble, "What an ass."
What's the difference between my dad and my step dad? My step dad beat my ass before he left
What’s the same with a toilet and anal sex. Your ass gets numb after a while
I don't get why people don't like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that's the other hole.
Last time I got a piece of ass was hen my finger went through the toilet paper.
Why does the large dildo not have any friends?
He's a pain in the ass.
The dick said to the ass, "this place is a shit hole".
The ass replied, "yes, but you still keep coming".