I go into get a prostate exam, I'm nervous but the doctor says its all natural and needs to be done.
So he pulls down my pants and sticks one finger up my ass. I feel it go deeper inside , feeling for abnormalities.
That's when I realize his hands are on my shoulders.
What's the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass.
A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks do you have any problems with shit sticking to your fur and the rabbit says no So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit
I DIDNT FART MY ASS LIKES YOU SO MUCH IT JUST BLEW YOU A KISS!
I think my coworkers are gay. -- Every time I walk by, they mumble, "What an ass."
How do you cover 12 holes with one hole? -- Take a flute and shove it up your ass.
Three Europeans come to America. They all get captured by Native Americans, who want to kill them. However, the Europeans beg to have their lives spared. The Native Americans agree not to kill them on one condition: the Europeans must go into the forest and bring back a fruit, and they will be informed what to do with it.
The first guy comes back with a peach. The Native American says, "Shove it up your ass, if you laugh we kill you." So, he shoves the peach up his ass, laughs, and the Native Americans kill him. The second guy comes back with a grape. The Native American tells him the same thing. He laughs, and the Native American kills him.
They both see each other in heaven, and the first guy says to the second guy, "I had a peach and peaches are fuzzy, so that's why I laughed. But you had a grape, what happened?" The second guy says, "Oh yeah, I was doing just fine until I saw the other guy come back with a pineapple!"
Being gay sounds like a pain in the ass
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A stego-sore-ass
The dick said to the ass, "this place is a shit hole".
The ass replied, "yes, but you still keep coming".
What’s the same with a toilet and anal sex. Your ass gets numb after a while
What's the difference between my dad and my step dad? My step dad beat my ass before he left
Roses are red shit is brown get that dick out my ass so we can go to town
Without women, sex would be a pain in the ass.
What caused Captain Hook's death?
He accidentally used the wrong hand to wipe his ass.
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? You slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.
I don't get why people don't like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that's the other hole.
Why does the large dildo not have any friends?
He's a pain in the ass.
What did the rope say to my depressed ass
~ hey you wanna hang
donkeys are cool
