Anal jokes
Have you ever tried anal bleaching?
It really helps assholes lighten up.
What's the difference between anal and oral sex? An and Or!
I like penis in my bum!
Anal intercourse is for assholes.
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
Roses are red, I have a confession:
A man kills best friend after 10hrs anal sex session.
What did Jeff Dahmer say to the gays? Get over here and let me give you so much anal to where you die, DADDY! UWU!
What’s the difference between anal and oral sex?
Oral sex makes your day. Anal makes your hole weak.
Why is Fairy's washing up liquid the best form of lubricant for anal sex?
No more tears.
My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.
Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting "9"!
That’s the best I’ve done so far.
I used to be a doctor, until a girl came in to get a kidney transplant, but I had to give her anal resizing surgery first.
Anal.
What is the toughest part of the human body?
Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.
Why can’t kids with cancer have anal sex?
Because they have cancer.
What's the same with a toilet and anal sex? Your ass gets numb after a while.
Little Johnny was learning about anal sex, when he learned what it was he said, "My uncle just calls this shhhhh..."
Anal sex is for A**holes.
Elsa got a boyfriend, and the boyfriend wanted to try anal.
She wasn't too keen, but she just lay back and shouted "INTO THE UNKNOWN!"
Why don't gay Greek men have anal sex with each other in Greece?
Because anal sex between gay men is against the law in Greece.
Q. What do you call anal sex with a politician?
A. A backroom deal.