Anal jokes
Have you ever tried anal bleaching?
It really helps assholes lighten up.
I used to be a doctor, until a girl came in to get a kidney transplant, but I had to give her anal resizing surgery first.
What’s the difference between anal and oral sex?
Oral sex makes your day. Anal makes your hole weak.
What does Jeffrey tell his white teens?
You want to take it orally or through anal? Joke, I'm not asking.
You've heard of anal sex.
You've heard of oral sex.
You've heard of genital sex.
But have you ever heard of NASAL SEX?
Why don't gay Greek men have anal sex with each other in Greece?
Because anal sex between gay men is against the law in Greece.
Yo Father, don't use the baptism bath. I cleaned my anal plug in there.
What?
The holy water gets all the ass off. Don't mind the white stuff. *clears throat*
Dick cheese, booty hole, yellow cum shot, anal shit, dick hole, ass brownies.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I only do anal, I thought you knew.
Anal sex is for A**holes.
I was going to share my joke about anal, but, fuck it, it was inappropriate.
I like penis in my bum!
Guess what? Chicken butt.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anal.
What's the difference between anal and oral sex? An and Or!
Alberta.
The only province where the Premier wears anal beads around her neck.
Sam and Amya like anal sex with each other.
Why is baby shampoo the best anal lube?
No more tears.
Anal intercourse is for assholes.
I banged a German chick one time. I tried anal and asked her to rate the experience. She kept yelling "9! 9! 9!"
My girlfriend asked me if we could have anal sex, and I said, "What's that?" She said, "I fuck her ass." I said, "Oh, my uncle calls that shhhhh."