Anal jokes
Anal intercourse is for assholes.
Have you ever tried anal bleaching?
It really helps assholes lighten up.
What's the difference between anal and oral sex? An and Or!
I like penis in my bum!
What’s the difference between anal and oral sex?
Oral sex makes your day. Anal makes your hole weak.
I used to be a doctor, until a girl came in to get a kidney transplant, but I had to give her anal resizing surgery first.
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
Roses are red, I have a confession:
A man kills best friend after 10hrs anal sex session.
What did Jeff Dahmer say to the gays? Get over here and let me give you so much anal to where you die, DADDY! UWU!
Why is Fairy's washing up liquid the best form of lubricant for anal sex?
No more tears.
My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.
Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting "9"!
That’s the best I’ve done so far.
Why don't gay Greek men have anal sex with each other in Greece?
Because anal sex between gay men is against the law in Greece.
Anal sex is for A**holes.
You've heard of anal sex.
You've heard of oral sex.
You've heard of genital sex.
But have you ever heard of NASAL SEX?
My girlfriend asked me if we could have anal sex, and I said, "What's that?" She said, "I fuck her ass." I said, "Oh, my uncle calls that shhhhh."
Anal.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I only do anal, I thought you knew.
What is the toughest part of the human body?
Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.
I was going to share my joke about anal, but, fuck it, it was inappropriate.
What's the same with a toilet and anal sex? Your ass gets numb after a while.