I was going to share my joke about anal, butt fuck it was inappropriate..
What's the difference between anal rape and a microwave?
A microwave won't brown your meat.
Why is baby shampoo the best anal lube?
No more tears.
What it the toughest part of the human body? Anal hair, all shit that they go through.
My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.
Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9!
That's the best I've done so far.
What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
Broccoli is like anal sex.
If you're forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.
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my girlfriend asked me if we could have anal sex and I said what's that, she said I fuck her ass, I said oh my uncle calls that shhhhh
How is spinach like anal sex?
If you were forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.
anal haha
What’s the same with a toilet and anal sex. Your ass gets numb after a while
I banged a German chick one time. I tried anal and asked her to rate the experience. She kept yelling "9! 9! 9!"
My asian girlfriend has a wierd name. As I gave her anal, she was yelling "I'm tu yung."
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I only do anal, I thought you knew.
A man gets on a bus, and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. Enamored with her, he asks if he can have sex with her. Naturally, she says no, and gets off the bus. The man goes to the bus driver and asks him if he knows of a way for him to have sex with the nun.
"Well," says the bus driver, "every night at 8 o'clock, she goes to the cemetery to pray. If you dress up as God, I'm sure you could convince her to have sex with you."
The man decides to try it, and dresses up in his best God costume. At eight, he sees the nun and appears before her.
"Oh, God!" she exclaims. "Take me with you!" The man tells the nun that she must first have sex with him to prove her loyalty. The nun says yes, but tells him she prefers anal sex. Before you know it, they're getting down to it, having nasty, grunty, loud sex. After it's over, the man pulls off his God disguise.
"Ha, ha! I'm the man from the bus!"
"Ha, ha!" says the nun, removing her costume. "I'm the bus driver!"
sam and amya like anal sex with each other
Why do heterosexual men and women that are married in france only perform anilingus on each other in their bedrooms? anal sex and oral sex is against the law in france
Elsa got a boyfriend and the boyfriend wanted to try anal. She was too keen but she just lay back and shouted “INTO THE UNKNOWN!”
whats the first thing you say in anal sex ..... wholy shit
