My Grandpa said, “Your generation relies too much on technology!” I replied, “We'll see about that." Then I unplugged his life support.
I will always remember my grandpa's last words: Stop shaking the ladder you cunt!
What's My Favorite Thing About My Grandpa?
His life insurance...
I went to visit my friends sick grandpa. He was lying in a hospital bed connected to a lot of tubes. When I approached him he kept repeating "Nǐ cǎizhe wǒ de yǎngqì guǎn"
Suddenly right in front of me, he passed. Later that night I translated his last words, and they were "You're standing on my oxygen tube"
I still remember my granpas last words: turn the lawn mower off!
I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”
I'm so proud of my Grandpa. He killed Hitler himself.
I have the heart of my mom, the face of my dad, the eyes of my grandpa, the ears of my grandma, and the hair of my uncle. We don't look anything alike I just collect body parts
Grandpa: you can't have phones within 15 feet of the table Me: and you aren't allowed within 100 feet of the elementary school
My grandpa may be a pedo but at least he slows down in the school car park
When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandpa did., not screaming and shouting ike his passengers.
Your hairline and my grandpa go way back
I can’t watch anime anymore when my friends grandpa is in the house
He hasn’t heard a Japanese person scream since the war
My grandpa has a world record for holding his breath. He's been holding it for 6 years.
I'll always remember my grandpa's last words
Are you getting the knife
My dads the oldest and when he was young he shot my grandpas balls off but I thought about it how does my dad have younger brothers
My grandpa told me I was too dependent on devices. I told him he was a hypocrite and unplugged him from his life support.
Do you knows the tv show naked and afraid wall that’s what my grandpa and me played when I was young
My grandpa kept warning the people on the Titanic that the boat was going to sink. Result: he got kicked out of the movie theater
One night a girl said to her family "Goodnight Mommy, Goodnight Daddy, Goodnight Grandma, Goodbye Grandpa. the next morning her grandpa died. That night she said "Goodnight mommy, Goodnight daddy, Goodbye Grandma. the next morning the grandma died. The dad started to fear for his life because he was next. That night the girl said "Goodnight mommy, Goodbye daddy. the next morning the dad woke up and he was perfectly fine but when he went into the kitchen he saw his wife crying. when he asked her whats wrong she said "The Mail Man died".
