Grandpa Jokes

I went to visit my friends sick grandpa. He was lying in a hospital bed connected to a lot of tubes. When I approached him he kept repeating "Nǐ cǎizhe wǒ de yǎngqì guǎn"

Suddenly right in front of me, he passed. Later that night I translated his last words, and they were "You're standing on my oxygen tube"

I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”


I have the heart of my mom, the face of my dad, the eyes of my grandpa, the ears of my grandma, and the hair of my uncle. We don't look anything alike I just collect body parts

Grandpa: you can't have phones within 15 feet of the table Me: and you aren't allowed within 100 feet of the elementary school


I can’t watch anime anymore when my friends grandpa is in the house

He hasn’t heard a Japanese person scream since the war

Frank: I am named frank because my grandpa lived in Frankfurt during his best years. Finley: I am named Finley because my grandmother was in Finland during her early twenties! Mia: Can we please change the subject?

My dads the oldest and when he was young he shot my grandpas balls off but I thought about it how does my dad have younger brothers

Do you knows the tv show naked and afraid wall that’s what my grandpa and me played when I was young