Someone stole my toilet and the police have nothing to go on.

A Child asks his teacher to go to the toilet "before you go recite the alphabet" the teacher says a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z "good but wheres the p?" “running down my leg”

Q:Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? A:To find Pooh!

Chuck Norris doesn’t flush the toilet.

He scares the shit out of it.

Me: What did one toilet say to the other? You: What? Me: You look flushed!

Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road Because it was stuck in a crack

What happened to the fly on the toilet seat?

It got pissed off.

How do You punish helen keller.

You leave the plunger in the toilet.

Why do ducks have feathers? To cover there butt quack

When you have a bladder infection

Urine trouble 😜

Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road

He was stuck in the crack

why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road? Because it was stuck in a crack

Why did the toilet roll roll down the hill? To get to the bottom!

Why didn’t the toilet paper make it across the road?

It got stuck in a crack

Confucius say, man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

What did the bottle of conditioner do on the toilet?

Shampoo

Me: Have you seen the movie Constipation? You: No Me: Because it hasn’t come out yet! ERMINER!!!

why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.

Ur American when u walk to the bathroom. what are you when ur in there

Ur-a-peen Eurapean

PERSON: I need to go so bad!

TOILET: Long time no pee!!!