Me: Have you seen the movie Constipation? You: No Me: Because it hasn’t come out yet! ERMINER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Q:Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? A:To find Pooh!
Why didn't the toilet paper make it across the road?
It got stuck in a crack
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt-quack.
Ran out of toilet paper so had to start using lettuce leaves...today was the tip of the iceberg
Tigger was playing hide & seek so he looked in the toilet but all he found was pooh
Why did the toilet roll roll down the hill? To get to the bottom!
What happened to the fly on the toilet seat?
It got pissed off.
You're so ugly that when you walk past the toilet, it flushes itself.
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil
What did one piece of toilet paper say to the other? "I feel really wiped."
how do you suprise a blind guy. leave the plunger in the toilet
When you have a bladder infection
Urine trouble 😜
Why are people mass buying toilet paper because of the corona virus? When someone sneezes every one shits they're pants
I got in touch with my inner self today, it's the last time I use 1 ply toilet roll
What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?
Answer: they both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!
What does one piece of toilet paper say to the other?
"I'M WIPED!!!"
The toilet having an argument with the toilet paper, the owner of the house had a diarrhea, who's day was more shittier!?🤷♂️💩
Me: What did one toilet say to the other? You: What? Me: You look flushed!
