Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt-quack.
Q:Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? A:To find Pooh!
how do you suprise a blind guy. leave the plunger in the toilet
Ran out of toilet paper so had to start using lettuce leaves...today was the tip of the iceberg
What happened to the fly on the toilet seat?
It got pissed off.
Why did the toilet roll roll down the hill? To get to the bottom!
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil
A Child asks his teacher to go to the toilet "before you go recite the alphabet" the teacher says a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z "good but wheres the p?" "running down my leg"
I got in touch with my inner self today, it's the last time I use 1 ply toilet roll
Someone stole my toilet and the police have nothing to go on.
There's a movie about constipation. It hasn't come out yet.
I tried to explain to my 4 year old son that it's perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. -- But he's still making fun of me.
What did one piece of toilet paper say to the other? "I feel really wiped."
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger licken' good!
When you have a bladder infection
Urine trouble 😜
Why are people mass buying toilet paper because of the coronavirus?
When someone sneezes, everyone shits their pants.
How do you help a constipated person?
U scare the shit out of them
Its all shits and giggles till somebody giggles and shits.
What’s the same with a toilet and anal sex. Your ass gets numb after a while
If you are American in the living room, what are you in the bathroom?
Euro-peein
