Toilet Paper

John cena

Why didn’t the toilet paper make it across the road?

It got stuck in a crack

Stick

Anonymous

Q:Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? A:To find Pooh!

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Constipation

Jake From State Farm

Me: Have you seen the movie Constipation? You: No Me: Because it hasn’t come out yet! ERMINER!!!

Puns

N

Someone stole my toilet and the police have nothing to go on.

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Fly

Anonymous

What happened to the fly on the toilet seat?

It got pissed off.

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Lettuce

Anonymous

Ran out of toilet paper so had to start using lettuce leaves…today was the tip of the iceberg

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Guy

Anonymous

how do you suprise a blind guy. leave the plunger in the toilet

Legs

Anthony

A Child asks his teacher to go to the toilet "before you go recite the alphabet" the teacher says a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z "good but wheres the p?" “running down my leg”

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Toilet Paper

Annabelle

Why did the toilet roll roll down the hill? To get to the bottom!

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Finger

Mini Marshmallow

Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?

Because it’s finger licken’ good!

Puns

Anonymous

Why do ducks have feathers?

To cover their butt-quack.

Toilet Paper

Paul Bartram

I got in touch with my inner self today, it’s the last time I use 1 ply toilet roll

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Toilet Paper

Alaina

What did one piece of toilet paper say to the other? “I feel really wiped.”

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Puns

Anonymous

Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road Because it was stuck in a crack

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Constipation

Mini Marshmallow

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil

Urine

Anonymous

When you have a bladder infection

Urine trouble 😜

Pants

Anonymous

Why are people mass buying toilet paper because of the corona virus? When someone sneezes every one shits they’re pants

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Flush

Jake from State Farm

Me: What did one toilet say to the other? You: What? Me: You look flushed!

Wet

Anonymous

why was the sand wet? because the sea weed!

Helen

Anonymous

How do You punish helen keller.

You leave the plunger in the toilet.

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