Toilet

Toilet Jokes

Head

Q: Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

A: To find Pooh!

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  • Toilet Paper

    Ran out of toilet paper, so had to start using lettuce leaves... today was the tip of the iceberg.

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  • Fly

    What happened to the fly on the toilet seat?

    It got pissed off.

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  • Alphabet

    A child asks his teacher to go to the toilet.

    "Before you go, recite the alphabet," the teacher says.

    "a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z"

    "Good, but where's the p?"

    "Running down my leg."

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  • Toilet Paper

    Why are people mass buying toilet paper because of the coronavirus?

    When someone sneezes, everyone shits their pants.

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  • Pooh

    Tigger was playing hide & seek, so he looked in the toilet, but all he found was Pooh.

    Toilet Paper

    What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?

    Answer: They both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!

    Shit

    How do you help a constipated person?

    You scare the shit out of them!

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