Me: Have you seen the movie Constipation? You: No Me: Because it hasn’t come out yet! ERMINER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ran out of toilet paper so had to start using lettuce leaves...today was the tip of the iceberg
Why are people mass buying toilet paper because of the corona virus? When someone sneezes every one shits they're pants
I got in touch with my inner self today, it's the last time I use 1 ply toilet roll
What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?
Answer: they both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!
The toilet having an argument with the toilet paper, the owner of the house had a diarrhea, who's day was more shittier!?🤷♂️💩