Toilet Jokes

Why didn't the toilet paper make it across the road?

It got stuck in a crack

Q:Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? A:To find Pooh!

What happened to the fly on the toilet seat?

It got pissed off.

how do you suprise a blind guy. leave the plunger in the toilet

Me: Have you seen the movie Constipation? You: No Me: Because it hasn’t come out yet! ERMINER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Someone stole my toilet and the police have nothing to go on.

Ran out of toilet paper so had to start using lettuce leaves...today was the tip of the iceberg

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil

Why did the toilet roll roll down the hill? To get to the bottom!

I got in touch with my inner self today, it's the last time I use 1 ply toilet roll

A Child asks his teacher to go to the toilet "before you go recite the alphabet" the teacher says a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z "good but wheres the p?" "running down my leg"

Why do ducks have feathers?

To cover their butt-quack.

Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?

Because it's finger licken' good!

What did one piece of toilet paper say to the other? "I feel really wiped."

When you have a bladder infection

Urine trouble 😜

Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road Because it was stuck in a crack

Why are people mass buying toilet paper because of the corona virus? When someone sneezes every one shits they're pants

why was the sand wet? because the sea weed!

Me: What did one toilet say to the other? You: What? Me: You look flushed!

Head teacher talking about recent vandalism during school assembly:

"And to those of you who wrote Mr. Smith's telephone number on the door of the girl's toilets, he would like to make it clear that the last digit is a 7 and not a 4."