Chuck Norris doesn’t flush the toilet.

He scares the shit out of it.

Someone stole my toilet and the police have nothing to go on.

Why did the toilet roll roll down the hill? To get to the bottom!

Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road Because it was stuck in a crack

Confucius say, man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Why didn’t the toilet paper make it across the road?

It got stuck in a crack

Q. why did the toilet paper cross the road A. it did not want to get stuck in a crack

What happened to the fly on the toilet seat?

It got pissed off.

Yo mama is so skinny she uses floss as toilet paper

Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road? It go stuck in a crack

Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road-because it got stuck in a crack

Why did the toilet paper cross the road It didnt it got stuck in a crack

Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack…

How do you punish Hellen Keller? you stick a toilet plunger in the toilet

Why cant Helen Keller have kids? It went up to far

why did the toilet paper roll down the hill

because of gravity

What did Spock encounter in the Enterprise toilet? – The Captain’s Log.

Jim walks into a bar and asks for a shot of vodka. He then says to the barkeep, “Who’s the toughest guy in here?” The barkeep points to a man at the pool table. Jim then knocked him out and paid for the shot and left. He did this every Friday for 2 months. Finally, the barkeep is pissed because Jim keeps knocking out all of his customers. He then orders a gorilla and puts him in the bathroom. Jim walks into the bar and gets another shot of vodka. He asks again, “Who’s the toughest guy in here tonight?” The bartender points to the bathroom and says he’s in there. Jim walks into the bathroom and everyone in the bar can hear yelling and screaming. The bartender asks, “What happened in there?” Jim smiles and says, “I don’t know who that was, but when he wakes up tell him I put his fur jacket int the toilet.”

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