Toilet Jokes

What did one piece of toilet paper say to the other? "I feel really wiped."


A Child asks his teacher to go to the toilet "before you go recite the alphabet" the teacher says a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z "good but wheres the p?" "running down my leg"


The toilet having an argument with the toilet paper, the owner of the house had a diarrhea, who's day was more shittier!?🤷‍♂️💩