Toilet jokes
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
He worked it out with a pencil.
Tigger was playing hide & seek, so he looked in the toilet, but all he found was Pooh.
Q: Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
A: To find Pooh!
You're so ugly that when you walk past the toilet, it flushes itself.
Why do ducks have feathers? To cover their butt-quack.
Ethan should give me an Australian kiss 🤭
How do you surprise a blind guy? Leave the plunger in the toilet.
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger lickin' good!
Why did the toilet roll roll down the hill? To get to the bottom!
What do Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?
Both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!
Why did the Octopus go down the toilet?
Because he had a toilet call in the drain.
Toothbrush says, "I have the worst job ever."
Toilet paper says, "You think your job is shitty."
What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?
Answer: They both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!
What happened to the fly on the toilet seat?
It got pissed off.
Ran out of toilet paper, so had to start using lettuce leaves... today was the tip of the iceberg.
There's a movie about constipation. It hasn't come out yet.
When you have a bladder infection,
You're in trouble. 😜
A child asks his teacher to go to the toilet.
"Before you go, recite the alphabet," the teacher says.
"a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z"
"Good, but where's the p?"
"Running down my leg."
Why did the mop lick the floor of the bathroom? Because it was so poopy.
I got in touch with my inner self today, it's the last time I use 1-ply toilet roll.
Why can't the toilet paper be cheeky?
It's between cheeks at the moment.