Someone stole my toilet and the police have nothing to go on.

Q:Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? A:To find Pooh!

Why didn’t the toilet paper make it across the road?

It got stuck in a crack

When you have a bladder infection

Urine trouble 😜

What happened to the fly on the toilet seat?

It got pissed off.

Ran out of toilet paper so had to start using lettuce leaves…today was the tip of the iceberg

Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road Because it was stuck in a crack

Why did the toilet roll roll down the hill? To get to the bottom!

Why do ducks have feathers?

To cover their butt-quack.

Me: Have you seen the movie Constipation? You: No Me: Because it hasn’t come out yet! ERMINER!!!

A Child asks his teacher to go to the toilet "before you go recite the alphabet" the teacher says a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z "good but wheres the p?" “running down my leg”

Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !

What did one piece of toilet paper say to the other? “I feel really wiped.”

Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?

Because it’s finger licken’ good!

I got in touch with my inner self today, it’s the last time I use 1 ply toilet roll

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil

Me: What did one toilet say to the other? You: What? Me: You look flushed!

Why are people mass buying toilet paper because of the corona virus? When someone sneezes every one shits they’re pants

I ain’t shaking any ones hand, not because of the Coronavirus… I ain’t shaking any ones hand because y’all out of toilet paper!

How do You punish helen keller.

You leave the plunger in the toilet.