Someone stole my toilet and the police have nothing to go on.

Chuck Norris doesn’t flush the toilet.

He scares the shit out of it.

A Child asks his teacher to go to the toilet "before you go recite the alphabet" the teacher says a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z "good but wheres the p?" “running down my leg”

Q:Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? A:To find Pooh!

What happened to the fly on the toilet seat?

It got pissed off.

Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road Because it was stuck in a crack

How do You punish helen keller.

You leave the plunger in the toilet.

Why do ducks have feathers? To cover there butt quack

Why did the toilet roll roll down the hill? To get to the bottom!

Me: What did one toilet say to the other? You: What? Me: You look flushed!

What did the bottle of conditioner do on the toilet?

Shampoo

Why didn’t the toilet paper make it across the road?

It got stuck in a crack

How do you help a constipated person?

U scare the shit out of them

When you have a bladder infection

Urine trouble 😜

Confucius say, man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.

Yo mama is so skinny she uses floss as toilet paper

Me: Have you seen the movie Constipation? You: No Me: Because it hasn’t come out yet! ERMINER!!!

Spock went to the enterprises toilet and he knocked on it “Kirk are you in there?” Spiked asked, Kirk answered “hold on i am making a captains log”

Women are like rolls of toilet paper they are either really cheap or expensive, you use them a lot and they deal with a lot of s##t.