Chuck Norris doesn’t flush the toilet.

He scares the shit out of it.

Someone stole my toilet and the police have nothing to go on.

Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road Because it was stuck in a crack

Why did the toilet roll roll down the hill? To get to the bottom!

What happened to the fly on the toilet seat?

It got pissed off.

why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil

A Child asks his teacher to go to the toilet "before you go recite the alphabet" the teacher says a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z "good but wheres the p?" “running down my leg”

Why didn’t the toilet paper make it across the road?

It got stuck in a crack

Confucius say, man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Why do ducks have feathers? To cover there butt quack

Q:Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? A:To find Pooh!

Yo mama is so skinny she uses floss as toilet paper

How do you punish Hellen Keller? you stick a toilet plunger in the toilet

Why cant Helen Keller have kids? It went up to far

Spock went to the enterprises toilet and he knocked on it “Kirk are you in there?” Spiked asked, Kirk answered “hold on i am making a captains log”

Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?

Because it’s finger licken’ good!

Q. why did the toilet paper cross the road A. it did not want to get stuck in a crack

Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road? It go stuck in a crack

This is a joke about Ms. Ploopatoink, a made-up character who is a pink fluffy pony who loves toilet paper.

Why is Ms. Ploopatoink like a toilet plunger? They both jump in the toilet!

How do you punish Hellen Keller? Leave the plunger in the toilet