Q:Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? A:To find Pooh!
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt-quack.
Ran out of toilet paper so had to start using lettuce leaves...today was the tip of the iceberg
What happened to the fly on the toilet seat?
It got pissed off.
Why did the toilet roll roll down the hill? To get to the bottom!
how do you suprise a blind guy. leave the plunger in the toilet
What did one piece of toilet paper say to the other? "I feel really wiped."
A Child asks his teacher to go to the toilet "before you go recite the alphabet" the teacher says a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z "good but wheres the p?" "running down my leg"
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil
When you have a bladder infection
Urine trouble 😜
I got in touch with my inner self today, it's the last time I use 1 ply toilet roll
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger licken' good!
Why are people mass buying toilet paper because of the coronavirus?
When someone sneezes, everyone shits their pants.
Someone stole my toilet and the police have nothing to go on.
Tigger was playing hide & seek so he looked in the toilet but all he found was pooh
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road Because it was stuck in a crack
What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?
Answer: they both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!
How do you help a constipated person?
U scare the shit out of them
why was the sand wet? because the sea weed!
You're so ugly that when you walk past the toilet, it flushes itself.
