Toilet jokes
Q: Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
A: To find Pooh!
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt-quack.
Ran out of toilet paper, so had to start using lettuce leaves... today was the tip of the iceberg.
What happened to the fly on the toilet seat?
It got pissed off.
Why did the toilet roll roll down the hill? To get to the bottom!
How do you surprise a blind guy? Leave the plunger in the toilet.
What did one piece of toilet paper say to the other? "I feel really wiped."
A child asks his teacher to go to the toilet.
"Before you go, recite the alphabet," the teacher says.
"a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z"
"Good, but where's the p?"
"Running down my leg."
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
He worked it out with a pencil.
When you have a bladder infection,
You're in trouble. 😜
I got in touch with my inner self today, it's the last time I use 1-ply toilet roll.
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger lickin' good!
Why are people mass buying toilet paper because of the coronavirus?
When someone sneezes, everyone shits their pants.
Someone stole my toilet, and the police have nothing to go on.
Tigger was playing hide & seek, so he looked in the toilet, but all he found was Pooh.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it was stuck in a crack.
What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?
Answer: They both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!
How do you help a constipated person?
You scare the shit out of them!
Why was the sand wet? Because the sea weed!
You're so ugly that when you walk past the toilet, it flushes itself.