Toilet Jokes

John cena
in Anti-jokes

Why didn’t the toilet paper make it across the road?

It got stuck in a crack

Anonymous

Q:Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? A:To find Pooh!

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Anonymous
in Animal

What happened to the fly on the toilet seat?

It got pissed off.

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Anonymous
in Toilet Paper

Ran out of toilet paper so had to start using lettuce leaves…today was the tip of the iceberg

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Jake From State Farm

Me: Have you seen the movie Constipation? You: No Me: Because it hasn’t come out yet! ERMINER!!!

N
in Puns

Someone stole my toilet and the police have nothing to go on.

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Anonymous

how do you suprise a blind guy. leave the plunger in the toilet

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Annabelle
in Toilet Paper

Why did the toilet roll roll down the hill? To get to the bottom!

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Paul Bartram
in Toilet Paper

I got in touch with my inner self today, it’s the last time I use 1 ply toilet roll

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Mini Marshmallow

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil

Anthony
in Alphabet

A Child asks his teacher to go to the toilet "before you go recite the alphabet" the teacher says a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z "good but wheres the p?" “running down my leg”

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Mini Marshmallow

Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?

Because it’s finger licken’ good!

Alaina
in Toilet Paper

What did one piece of toilet paper say to the other? “I feel really wiped.”

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Anonymous
in Puns

Why do ducks have feathers?

To cover their butt-quack.

Anonymous
in Puns

Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road Because it was stuck in a crack

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Anonymous

When you have a bladder infection

Urine trouble 😜

Anonymous
in Toilet Paper

Why are people mass buying toilet paper because of the corona virus? When someone sneezes every one shits they’re pants

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Jake from State Farm

Me: What did one toilet say to the other? You: What? Me: You look flushed!

Allan
in School

Head teacher talking about recent vandalism during school assembly:

“And to those of you who wrote Mr. Smith’s telephone number on the door of the girl’s toilets, he would like to make it clear that the last digit is a 7 and not a 4.”

Anonymous

why was the sand wet? because the sea weed!