Toilet Jokes

Anti-jokes

John cena
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Why didn't the toilet paper make it across the road?

It got stuck in a crack

Stick

Anonymous
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Q:Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? A:To find Pooh!

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Animal

Anonymous
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What happened to the fly on the toilet seat?

It got pissed off.

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Guy

Anonymous
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how do you suprise a blind guy. leave the plunger in the toilet

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Constipation

Jake From State Farm
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Me: Have you seen the movie Constipation? You: No Me: Because it hasn’t come out yet! ERMINER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Puns

N
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Someone stole my toilet and the police have nothing to go on.

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Toilet Paper

Anonymous
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Ran out of toilet paper so had to start using lettuce leaves...today was the tip of the iceberg

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Constipation

Mini Marshmallow
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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil

Toilet Paper

Annabelle
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Why did the toilet roll roll down the hill? To get to the bottom!

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Toilet Paper

Paul Bartram
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I got in touch with my inner self today, it's the last time I use 1 ply toilet roll

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Alphabet

Anthony
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A Child asks his teacher to go to the toilet "before you go recite the alphabet" the teacher says a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z "good but wheres the p?" "running down my leg"

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Puns

Anonymous
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Why do ducks have feathers?

To cover their butt-quack.

Finger

Mini Marshmallow
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Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?

Because it's finger licken' good!

Toilet Paper

Alaina
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What did one piece of toilet paper say to the other? "I feel really wiped."

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Trouble

Anonymous
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When you have a bladder infection

Urine trouble 😜

Puns

Anonymous
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Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road Because it was stuck in a crack

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Toilet Paper

Anonymous
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Why are people mass buying toilet paper because of the corona virus? When someone sneezes every one shits they're pants

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Wet

Anonymous
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why was the sand wet? because the sea weed!

Flush

Jake from State Farm
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Me: What did one toilet say to the other? You: What? Me: You look flushed!

School

Allan
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Head teacher talking about recent vandalism during school assembly:

"And to those of you who wrote Mr. Smith's telephone number on the door of the girl's toilets, he would like to make it clear that the last digit is a 7 and not a 4."