Someone stole my toilet and the police have nothing to go on.

Q:Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? A:To find Pooh!

Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?

Because it’s finger licken’ good!

Why did the toilet roll roll down the hill? To get to the bottom!

What happened to the fly on the toilet seat?

It got pissed off.

the toilet paper tried to cross the road he couldnt because he was stuck in a CRACK

Why did the little girl flush her self down the toilet ?? …<<<(((she wanted to join the Brownies)))>>>…

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil

A Child asks his teacher to go to the toilet "before you go recite the alphabet" the teacher says a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z "good but wheres the p?" “running down my leg”

When you have a bladder infection

Urine trouble 😜

What did one piece of toilet paper say to the other? “I feel really wiped.”

Why do ducks have feathers?

To cover their butt-quack.

Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !

Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road Because it was stuck in a crack

Why didn’t the toilet paper make it across the road?

It got stuck in a crack

Ur American when u walk to the bathroom. what are you when ur in there

Ur-a-peen Eurapean

Confucius say, man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

How do You punish helen keller.

You leave the plunger in the toilet.

I ran out of bras, so I wore… MY GRANDMAS UNDERPANTS

Women are like rolls of toilet paper they are either really cheap or expensive, you use them a lot and they deal with a lot of s##t.