Someone stole my toilet and the police have nothing to go on.

Chuck Norris doesn’t flush the toilet.

He scares the shit out of it.

How do You punish helen keller.

You leave the plunger in the toilet.

How do you punish Hellen Keller? Leave the plunger in the toilet

What did the bottle of conditioner do on the toilet?

Shampoo

A Child asks his teacher to go to the toilet "before you go recite the alphabet" the teacher says a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z "good but wheres the p?" “running down my leg”

What happened to the fly on the toilet seat?

It got pissed off.

Why do ducks have feathers? To cover there butt quack

Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road Because it was stuck in a crack

Q:Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? A:To find Pooh!

Me: Have you seen the movie Constipation? You: No Me: Because it hasn’t come out yet! ERMINER!!!

Me: What did one toilet say to the other? You: What? Me: You look flushed!

Why did the toilet roll roll down the hill? To get to the bottom!

Why didn’t the toilet paper make it across the road?

It got stuck in a crack

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil

Women are like rolls of toilet paper they are either really cheap or expensive, you use them a lot and they deal with a lot of s##t.

When you have a bladder infection

Urine trouble 😜

Confucius say, man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Yo mama is so skinny she uses floss as toilet paper

why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.