Chuck Norris doesn’t flush the toilet.
He scares the shit out of it.
A Child asks his teacher to go to the toilet "before you go recite the alphabet" the teacher says a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z "good but wheres the p?" “running down my leg”
How do you punish Hellen Keller? you stick a toilet plunger in the toilet
Why cant Helen Keller have kids? It went up to far
Spock went to the enterprises toilet and he knocked on it “Kirk are you in there?” Spiked asked, Kirk answered “hold on i am making a captains log”
This is a joke about Ms. Ploopatoink, a made-up character who is a pink fluffy pony who loves toilet paper.
Why is Ms. Ploopatoink like a toilet plunger? They both jump in the toilet!