Anti-jokes

John cena

Why didn’t the toilet paper make it across the road?

It got stuck in a crack

Stick

Anonymous

Q:Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? A:To find Pooh!

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Constipation

Jake From State Farm

Me: Have you seen the movie Constipation? You: No Me: Because it hasn’t come out yet! ERMINER!!!

Animal

Anonymous

What happened to the fly on the toilet seat?

It got pissed off.

1

Puns

N

Someone stole my toilet and the police have nothing to go on.

1

Toilet Paper

Anonymous

Ran out of toilet paper so had to start using lettuce leaves…today was the tip of the iceberg

2

Guy

Anonymous

how do you suprise a blind guy. leave the plunger in the toilet

Toilet Paper

Annabelle

Why did the toilet roll roll down the hill? To get to the bottom!

1

Alphabet

Anthony

A Child asks his teacher to go to the toilet "before you go recite the alphabet" the teacher says a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z "good but wheres the p?" “running down my leg”

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Puns

Anonymous

Why do ducks have feathers?

To cover their butt-quack.

Finger

Mini Marshmallow

Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?

Because it’s finger licken’ good!

Toilet Paper

Paul Bartram

I got in touch with my inner self today, it’s the last time I use 1 ply toilet roll

1

Toilet Paper

Alaina

What did one piece of toilet paper say to the other? “I feel really wiped.”

1

Puns

Anonymous

Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road Because it was stuck in a crack

0

Offensive

Anonymous

yo mama so ugly she went to the bathroom and scared the sh!t out of the toilet

Constipation

Mini Marshmallow

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil

Trouble

Anonymous

When you have a bladder infection

Urine trouble 😜

Toilet Paper

Anonymous

Why are people mass buying toilet paper because of the corona virus? When someone sneezes every one shits they’re pants

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Flush

Jake from State Farm

Me: What did one toilet say to the other? You: What? Me: You look flushed!

School

Allan

Head teacher talking about recent vandalism during school assembly:

“And to those of you who wrote Mr. Smith’s telephone number on the door of the girl’s toilets, he would like to make it clear that the last digit is a 7 and not a 4.”