Someone stole my toilet and the police have nothing to go on.
When you have a bladder infection
Urine trouble 😜
Q:Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? A:To find Pooh!
Why didn’t the toilet paper make it across the road?
It got stuck in a crack
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road Because it was stuck in a crack
Why did the toilet roll roll down the hill? To get to the bottom!
What happened to the fly on the toilet seat?
It got pissed off.
A Child asks his teacher to go to the toilet "before you go recite the alphabet" the teacher says a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z "good but wheres the p?" “running down my leg”
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil
I see how it is y’all be buying toilet paper stocking up from the Coronavirus but where on the symptoms does it say diarrhea lol why y’all be buying toilet paper now I am just confused
Ran out of toilet paper so had to start using lettuce leaves…today was the tip of the iceberg
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt-quack.
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it’s finger licken’ good!
What did one piece of toilet paper say to the other? “I feel really wiped.”
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !
the toilet paper tried to cross the road he couldnt because he was stuck in a CRACK
How do You punish helen keller.
You leave the plunger in the toilet.
Me: Have you seen the movie Constipation? You: No Me: Because it hasn’t come out yet! ERMINER!!!
I got in touch with my inner self today, it’s the last time I use 1 ply toilet roll
I ain’t shaking any ones hand, not because of the Coronavirus… I ain’t shaking any ones hand because y’all out of toilet paper!