Chuck Norris doesn’t flush the toilet.

He scares the shit out of it.

Someone stole my toilet and the police have nothing to go on.

Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road Because it was stuck in a crack

Why did the toilet roll roll down the hill? To get to the bottom!

Confucius say, man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

What happened to the fly on the toilet seat?

It got pissed off.

A Child asks his teacher to go to the toilet "before you go recite the alphabet" the teacher says a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z "good but wheres the p?" “running down my leg”

Why didn’t the toilet paper make it across the road?

It got stuck in a crack

This is a joke about Ms. Ploopatoink, a made-up character who is a pink fluffy pony who loves toilet paper.

Why is Ms. Ploopatoink like a toilet plunger? They both jump in the toilet!

Why do ducks have feathers? To cover there butt quack

why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.

Yo mama is so skinny she uses floss as toilet paper

Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road? It go stuck in a crack

How do you punish Hellen Keller? you stick a toilet plunger in the toilet

Why cant Helen Keller have kids? It went up to far

Q. why did the toilet paper cross the road A. it did not want to get stuck in a crack

Spock went to the enterprises toilet and he knocked on it “Kirk are you in there?” Spiked asked, Kirk answered “hold on i am making a captains log”

What did Spock encounter in the Enterprise toilet? – The Captain’s Log.

Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the street?

Because it got stuck in a crack :)

What did one piece of toilet paper say to the other? “I feel really wiped.”

Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road-because it got stuck in a crack