Sugarplum Substitute

SOOOO my sister said her first bad word yesterday. "Shit." My mum was like, "What did you just say, child?"

Sister: "I said the cat shits inside like the dog shi- uh oh......"

Now I've avoided this stuff by making my own word: Sugarplum. Sugarplum = shit...

My sister made some pie, and it tasted horribly... so I said this.... "This pie is very sugarplum-y." She said, "What do you mean by that?" I said, "It tastes like sugarplums..."

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Alright listen up, numbskull. The joke is that the sister said "shit" and then almost said it again. To avoid saying the bad word, the poster replaced the word "shit" with "sugarplum". Then the pie tasted like sugarplums, which is a funny way to say it tasted like shit, which is a very big no-no, I heard you got grounded for life when you do that. I am a bear and I am not grounded ever!

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