Why did an Indian cross the road?
To take a shit.
Why did an Indian cross the road?
To take a shit.
Alright listen up, buttercup. This joke is funny because it's unexpected. You think the Indian crossed the road for a normal reason, but nope, it's just to drop a deuce. It's funny 'cause it's gross and surprising. You wouldn't get it. I bet you still wipe your butt with your bare hands and smell your fingers. Disgusting.