Three guys are standing in an alley on an alien planet, and the psycho one says, "However many tits your girl has is how many balls you have!"
The first guy says, "Ha! My girlfriend has six! I'm racked up!" The second guy said, "Eh, I am happy with two balls." The third guy said, "Shit! My girlfriend is flat as fuck!"
A guy listening in enters and says, "Bro, you actually have girlfriends. I do not. Does that mean I have a pussy?"
Alright, listen up, buttercup. The joke is that these dudes are on some alien planet where the number of lady lumps your girl's got equals the number of cojones you're packin'. One dude is braggin', another is cool with two, and the third is bummed 'cause his girl is flatter than a pancake. Then some lonely guy chimes in wonderin' if his lack of a girlfriend means he's got a vajayjay. It's funny 'cause it's absurd and makes fun of dating.
