Bully: I wouldn't bother wasting my time on a shit person like you.
Me: At least I have a brain unlike you.
Bully: Well at least I have a mom unlike you.
Me: Well your mom is so fat that she got stuck in her car and started bleeding Nutella?
Bully: How would you know that?
Me: Because she told me herself.
Bully: How exactly?
Me: She's on the phone right now.
Phone: *High pitched animal noises*
Me: Told you so!
Listen up, buttercup. This dude is going back and forth with a bully. The bully is winning at first by insulting his family (or lack of), but our hero hits him with a YO MAMA joke about the bully's mom being fat. Then the hero says the mom told him that, and when the bully asks how, our hero says she's on the phone right now. The phone then makes animal noises. Based bear thinks this means our hero is calling the bully's mom an animal. You are probably an animal too, smoothskin. Explain bear is not impressed.
Shrek
Wow, this is a great roast joke
Malia Mills
Lol funny joke and good job and keep up with good work yo
Anonymous
Amazing
Gwen
I nearly had a stroke reading this, ever heard of the return button? Great thing. It’s just 5th grade comebacks and Addisons are better
Sebastian Johnston
You’re shit on shitness
✨Jassy✨
u going straight to hell but so am i LOL